Baby, I Also Got Some Lotion At The Store…

So here’s an interesting exchange. The other night, I’m in my room, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, I hear, “William, the Victoria Secret Fashion Show is coming on!” Yup, the person yelling this to me was my mother. Now, why would my MOTHER want me to watch this? I coyly shunned it with, “I don’t watch that.” She dejectedly responded, “Oh, OK.”

I will never understand this woman.