My Mommy's so cute and naive sometimes. What follows is a conversation we had just five minutes ago:

Mommy: "It's almost 12 o' clock. I need to go call my Honeypot!

Me: "You WHAT?!!!"

Mommy: (curiously)"...call my Honeypot..."

Me: Don't say that! It's derogatory! It doesn't mean what you think it does..."

Mommy: "That's what we used to call our Main Squeeze. Can you at least say "Main Squeeze" now? What does "honeypot" mean now? Toilet?"

Me: "...No, it means "vagina"...they use it in porn...not exactly something you wanna be saying out in public."

Mommy: "Whooo!" (dejectedly) "It's getting to the point where you can't say anything anymore without it meaning something bad!"

Me: "Yeah, well...let's just put that in your "only use in the house" category. In fact, I don't ever wanna hear you say that again! That's a fragment of my life I'll never get back now..."

Mommy: "Whoo...well, I sure didn't know THAT..."

Ain't she cute?

Posted by William @ 9/10/2004 12:06:39 AM
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