Kmart bought Sears?!!!! Where have I been? I can honestly say I NEVER saw that coming. Well, here's what The Onion's "What Do You Think?" had to say about it:

"Does this mean the Sears Tower will be repurposed for Kmart? Just think how awesome a giant red neon "K" is gonna look up there on the top of that mamma jamma!"

As funny as that is to me, I've still gotta ask: "Why?" I see no great potential in this merger. All it really means is Kmart will have a better appliance dept, while Sears will have a sprawling Country music wing to add to their electronics dept. 2 wrongs don't make a right. They're both shitty companies. Together, they're one BIG shitty company.

Why couldn't Kmart buy Target? Now, THAT would be something. "Tar-jay" is DA BOMB in the ghetto, and that merger is the only way you'd get Black people to give 2 shits about the Martha Stewart collection. But hey, Kmart doesn't pay me to make all the big decisions. In fact, no one does....Ok, I'm feeling depressed. Talk amongst yourselves...

Posted by William @ 11/24/2004 01:21:46 AM
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