CH-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/rnr/50782168.html

Amen, you Wonderful, Masked Marvel! Whoever you are, I wanna kiss you on the fuckin' mouth...I couldn't have said it any better myself. In fact, after reading, I thought, "Damn, I wish I'd thought to write something like that!". I am truly impressed...impressed & jealous. This person really needs a blog or something!

Anyway, you fuckers out there better read this and follow it to a T. I've got a new job on the horizon, and I don't need y'all ruining my future! Oh God, this is my future...*sobs*

UPDATE: This is the funniest response I've found yet:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/rnr/50801144.html

"Once, when I was 13, I had to make a #2 while at JC Penny's. While in the stall, the bathroom door flew open and some guy ran in huffing and puffing and jumped into the stall next to mine. Before I knew it, he let go with a huge blast of whatever he had for lunch that afternoon. I was in shock. I think this one incident, more than any other, has contributed to my fear/hatrid of shitting in public places. I hope this helps."

Not quite sure if it's a "pro" or a "con", but it's certainly not as venom-laced as the other responses. For the record, we didn't necessarily choose retail. You see, retail is that chick with the missing teeth and bad wig, at the end of the bar at last call. It's not like you wanna do her, but the world is telling ya you've gotta do something. In reality, you'd rather be at home, on your couch, watching Comedy Central. But there she is; you're all strung out on antidepressants, it's just dark enough that you don't know what you're getting yourself into, she's willing to give up just enough to keep ya interested, and you've got nothing better to do at the moment. That, folks, is retail. It ain't an educated choice, it's a "slump buster".

So, tune in next time, as I explain how Social Security is like a porno movie...wanna hint? Let's just say, when all's said and done, somebody's gonna get fucked in the ass...

Wow, where do I come up with this shit?!! Gotta get more sleep...

Posted by William @ 12/03/2004 02:16:11 AM
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