Sunday, December 05, 2004

It's been awhile, but I think there's a new conspiracy afoot.

Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man, Corporate America, and deodorant, all have ipods? I mean, these people are rarely net-saavy and hate mostthings technological. They ain't rich, living purely off granola and sweat, yet somehow they've scrounged together the $299 for an mp3 player?!!!

Are they receiving some kind of secret funding? Do they have some secret method of obtaining free ipods? Are they making their ipods out of hemp?

And what are they listening to? Old peace rally chants? The Communist Manifesto?

Someone enlighten me.

Posted by William @ 12/05/2004 08:13:17 PM
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