Random Thoughts of the Day:

-What's the deal with Anna Nicole since she got on Trimspa? I mean, this chick has NEVER been known as "thin". Even when she was in Playboy, she was delectably "thick". But now, she's hardly recognizable, and I ain't likin' it so much...

-CAN'T WAIT for 24! 2 more weeks...

-I have the BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. Singlehandedly made my birthday worthwhile!

-Tarek's gonna kill me if I keep posting about "Special Tarek Time" in his "comments" section (http://www.livejournal.com/users/palaedorian). GOOD! That's what he gets for waging war on me and mine!

-When dealing with crazy/socially-inept people, at what point do you cease the "smile and nod" and simply run in the other direction? I seriously feel like I'm gonna be witness to a situation of Columbine proportions soon...

-So, Queer Eye for the Straight Girl starts up next week. You know, if Bravo continues on this "TLC Model", it's only a matter of time before...brace yourselves: Queer Eye Kids! I CAN'T WAIT! Just think of it, a kids choir singing "All things just keep gettin' better!"

It'll be GREAT!

Fabber: "Before going off to daycare, don't forget to 'zsuj' your sleeves!"
Kid: "MOMMY!!!! This girl-guy's scaring me!!"

To Be Continued...

Posted by William @ 12/29/2004 01:55:01 PM
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1 Comments:

• At 1/01/2005 08:02:06 AM, Anonymous said…

  Special Tarek Time eh? You're one to talk. I still remember that smacky smacky stuff you made me watch and you know what I'm talking about! At least I'm not a certain Ex-Mid Card Arch-Nemesis of mine who used to talk about Rusty Trombones and Dirty Sanchez's. I put you on that level you sick puppy.

   

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