Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Seal is engaged to Heidi Klum? SEAL IS ENGAGED TO HEIDI KLUM?!!! Where the Hell did this come from? I mean, ET said it, so it must be true. But...where's the justice?

I'm torn. Is it that I don't believe Supermodel Heidi Klum deserves the bastion of soul known as Seal? Or is it I don't think Lupus-scarred Seal deserves Supermodel Heidi Klum?

When and HOW did these two get together? I mean, he also used to bang Tyra Banks, so he's used to getting kisses from roses. But this is Crazy! I mean, someone say a prayer for the dying, 'cause the world must be coming to an end...

Posted by William @ 1/05/2005 08:54:50 PM
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At 1/07/2005 04:59:34 PM, James said…

Hey, people get together in this world in interesting ways.

Sometimes it happens on a glacier.

Now, if you want a more sinister outlook on this event, check out http://www.jameslambjr.com

(Shameless plug! Sorry!)
At 1/07/2005 08:36:50 PM, Anonymous said…

Just goes to show that even the ugliest people have a shot. I mean shoot, I bet Sloth from the Goonies got to bang sometin sometin after he went face. Imagine that "HEY YOU GUYS I THINK I'M CUMMING!"

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	Wednesday, January 05, 2005 Seal is engaged to Heidi Klum? SEAL IS ENGAGED TO HEIDI KLUM?!!! Where the Hell did this come from? I mean, ET said it, so it must be true. But...where's the justice? I'm torn. Is it that I don't believe Supermodel Heidi Klum deserves the bastion of soul known as Seal? Or is it I don't think Lupus-scarred Seal deserves Supermodel Heidi Klum? When and HOW did these two get together? I mean, he also used to bang Tyra Banks, so he's used to getting kisses from roses. But this is Crazy! I mean, someone say a prayer for the dying, 'cause the world must be coming to an end... Posted by William @ 1/05/2005 08:54:50 PM permalink \| 2 comments 2 Comments: At 1/07/2005 04:59:34 PM, James said… Hey, people get together in this world in interesting ways. Sometimes it happens on a glacier. Now, if you want a more sinister outlook on this event, check out http://www.jameslambjr.com (Shameless plug! Sorry!) At 1/07/2005 08:36:50 PM, Anonymous said… Just goes to show that even the ugliest people have a shot. I mean shoot, I bet Sloth from the Goonies got to bang sometin sometin after he went face. Imagine that "HEY YOU GUYS I THINK I'M CUMMING!" Post a Comment	About Will Here is some profile information about Will. Previous Posts 1/05/2005 02:40:38 AM My fuckin' DVD player broke... What am I to do ... 1/02/2005 11:00:00 PM "I want that - the feeling a man gets when he gets... 12/31/2004 01:37:01 AM So, this morningI renewed my URL. Yes, folks: www.... 12/30/2004 01:06:33 AM Today's Episode: "Where There's a Will, There Ain'... 12/29/2004 01:55:01 PM Random Thoughts of the Day: -What's the deal wi... 12/25/2004 08:32:25 PM "God bless the mister who comes 'tween me and my... 12/22/2004 11:09:38 PM Today's Episode: "Dangling Plotlines Revealed" ... 12/21/2004 01:49:49 AM "'Fra-gi-le'...it must be French!" So, as you c... 12/19/2004 02:45:14 PM "I am Colin: god of sex!" First off, I'd like t... 12/16/2004 01:24:50 PM Today's Episode: "Where's My 'Melissa'?" So, re...