Dear Diary,
Tonight, my girlfriend's father had a message for me: "Keep your pimp hand strong."

I kid you not!

If that ain't a vote of approval, I don't know what is...

Posted by William @ 3/26/2005 03:33:00 AM
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1 Comments:

• At 3/31/2005 12:44:42 PM, James said…

  Keep your pimp hand strong? Wow...
  
  It's amazing how parents like you man. I've never dated anyone whose parents liked me. Enjoy it... but be careful. Something tells me that Sha Money XL would smack you silly if you ever tried to use the upraised palm in any capacity.
  
  And yeah, maybe it's the overtly cynical side of me, but was that his attempt to identify with a brother? I mean, has the culture of pimpdom assimilated all of American pop sentimentality? Does Snoop Dogg display the example of The Purpose Driven Life? Just the other night on the new episode of The West Wing, Pres. Bartlett caught Charlie, a Black man, leaving his daughter’s bedroom. If Martin Sheen told Dule Hill in that instance, "Remember Charlie, keep your pimp hand strong!" I think I may have had heart palpitations.
  
  This is why I love reading your blog Will. This kinda stuff never happens to me!

   

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