Next Time, on williambrucewest.com

Yeah, it's been awhile since I've written. I kinda left y'all hangin'. What happened with work? What happened with that bitch? Well, I don't really feel like writing about that right now.

What I WILL write about is BOSTON. Man, it was GLORIOUS. Best damn vacation I've ever had. But it's late and I'm sleepy. So, allow me to leave you with a few trivia questions. The answers will be in my next post!

1. What's the Pope doing in a bar?
2. Who sang what at karaoke?
3. Which Master P single became the unofficial anthem of our final day in Boston?
4. What's the name of Tarek's turtle?
5. What's the name of Austin's dog?
6. What delectable alcoholic beverage did Austin introduce to me?
7. What is the "West-1"?
8. What the Hell am I gonna do with this unwanted baby? Wait...you mean, there's a number I can call?


These answers and more, next time. So, stay tuned!

*Guests of williambrucewest.com stay at the Omni Parker House, in historic downtown Boston.

Posted by William @ 3/08/2005 10:49:00 PM
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2 Comments:

• At 3/09/2005 12:05:50 AM, Karlos said…

  Alright, I'll take a stab:
  
  1. Drinking heavily to forget the altar-boy scandals? Or maybe karaoke...
  2. Ooh, please tell me it's the Pope!
  3. No idea... the last rap I listened to was nerdcore hip-hop (frontalot.com - check it out, seriously - hilarious!)
  4. I know this one: Otto Von Bismarck (though, from the sound of thigs, maybe it should be Oda Mae Von Bismarck...?)
  5. Snoop?
  6. What is an appletini, Alex.
  7. I dunno, but it can't be as good as the "West-10"... this is the site of porn star Will West, right?
  8. Sometimes it turns out they're not yours ...er, um, so I've heard.

   

• At 3/13/2005 04:57:21 AM, James said…

  1) Picking up stock tips from Paul Revere's ghost. Silver's looking up.
  2)Tarek sang "I'm Too Sexy", from Right Said Fred, that gained him an impromptu blowjob from Dawn in front of several drunk bar patrons.
  And yes, semen is better in a shot glass.
  3)"Make 'Em Say 'UNNNH!!!"
  4) April O' Neill
  5) 'Tizer (short for appetizer, a disgustingly racist allusion to pet-consuming Asian stereotypes. Y'all should be ashamed. Unless Will has a black cat called "Welfare Check", or "Daddy Longstroke".)
  6)A Black Tidy with a Frozen Nipple.
  7) Your new car, with built-in artifical intelligence like K.I.T.T.
  8) Either sell it on e-bay to some up-and-coming trailer trash Hollywood actress like Kirsten Dunst or grow it to maturity in a lab to be stripped for spare parts. You never know when you could use compatible bone marrow.

   

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