Thursday, May 26, 2005

So, if you read my Comments section, you'll see that Shel responded to my last post. Apparently, she feels that Jesus would've liked the Mustang they gave Bo and Carrie on Idol. I've gotta say that I disagree.

You see, I always felt that Jesus would drive a Jeep. And not a Grand Cherokee or any of that mess. I mean a Jeep, plain and simple. In fact, I kinda thought it might even be an Army surplus Jeep, you know, for the irony of it all...

A Jeep's kinda unassuming, and JUST crunchy enough to get the job done...

What? You think Big J would be cruisin' in an Escalade? A Lexus? I think not! He's Jesus, not Kobe!

A Mustang? Oh, Shel, Shel, Shel...

Posted by William @ 5/26/2005 06:38:00 PM
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  • At 5/26/2005 10:17:13 PM, James said…

    Why would Jesus drive an American military vehicle? I mean, why not get him a M-16 and frag grenades to go alone with it, Will.

    Remember, Mr. 'of Nazareth' was a brother. So whatever ride he's pushing up Lenox Ave, whether a Bentley or fish-eyed Benz, it's chromed-out, sitting on 22's!

    Dey spinnin' Jesus, dey spinning! Dey spinnin' Jesus, dey spinnin'! - Chris Rock

     

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