"Damn it, now I'm gonna ask you one last time and you're gonna tell me, or I'm gonna punch you in the face: Where The Fuck Is Ringo?"

I enjoyed this quiz so much (plus, I'm hurtin' for original material), that I've decided to steal it and post it here. Originally from Tarek's site, by way of Dawn's site, from some other chick whose name I can't remember, I give you the Director's Cut of my answers:

1. What is your full name? William Bruce West

2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Black. After all, Black is beautiful!

3. What are you listening to right now? Pure Moods. Gotta love that Enya!

4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 13

5. What was the last thing you ate? Boogers...Nah, kidding. It was Subway. No...it was boogers.

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Royal Blue. But my second choice would be Black, 'cause Black is Beautiful!

7. How is the weather right now? Dreary & Muggy

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My shorty!

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? "Quirkyness". I know that's vague, but I've always said "I like 'em weird." Whether she's rocking cute tattoos in all the right places, or she's singing along to the Moody Blues, I like the girl who's "outside of the box"

10. Favorite type of Food? Edible

11. Do you drink? Hehe. Do I drink? That's a riot! Shit, I'm drinking right now. I'll be drinking when I reread this bitch. And I'll probably be drunk when YOU read it! "Do you drink?"! *burp*

12. Do you smoke? My girlfriend is smokin' but other than that I gave it up a long time ago (I liked Tarek's answer so I kept it! What!)

13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did? Well, there was this one time when I was drinking with Eric and his friends in the backwoods of PA. It was the 1st time I'd had tequila. And I knew I was gonna die that night. So I told 'em, "If anything happens to me, just make sure my mom gets my body.'Cause I know how these things play out, so just make sure I get a proper burial and don't end up in some field somewhere." Well, the rest of that night's a bit hazy, but here I am to tell the tale.

14. Hair color: Black (It's beautiful!)

15. Eye Color: Brown, but they change with the seasons.

16. Do you wear contacts? I used to, but I got cuter glasses.

17. Single? Nah. I'm practically married, and it's awesome. Speaking of which, where's my dinner, woman?!!

18. Favorite Month? December

19. Favorite Fast Food? Mackey Dee's (That's what hey call it in the UK, for you Yanks). Do you believe in magic? After all, what you want is what you get. Its a good time, great taste; that's why this is my place. I mean, I'm lovin' it.

20. Last Movie you Watched? In theater: Batman Begins. On DVD: Boogie Nights

21. Favorite Day of the Year? Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. Why? Because it's beautiful. And because shit goes on crazy sale, you know'm sayin', son?

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nah, I keeps it, real, yo. I step to a shorty, and I'm like, "I know you diggin' me." And she be all like, "Word."

No, allow me to be serious for a moment. I am actually quite shy. It's when you get to know me that I become obnoxious. In the beginning, I'm all insecure and quiet. So, Shel DEFINITELY made the first move in our relationship, and I'm glad she did. Otherwise, we'd still be playing, "I was gonna ask you to lunch, but..."

23. Summer or Winter? Winter

24. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses. Absolutely.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla. I'll kill anyone who says anything about that!

26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Holla back, youngin's...

27. Who is most likely to respond? Sheldiz. She loves this kinda stuff!And Karlos, 'cause he loves this kinda stuff. Heh. Thats funny. They like the same stuff. Wouldn't it be weird if they like, I dunno, ran off together or something? That'd be hilarious....Wait a minute....that wouldn't be cool at all!

28. Who is least likely to respond? James

29. What books are you reading? "The Money Book For The Young, Fabulous, and Broke", By Suze Orman; "House of M", by Brian Michael Bendis; A stockpile of GQ's from 2004. Nice to know the hottest Fall 2004 fashions when it's frickin' June 2005!

30. Piercings? Left ear. See? Not gay.

31. Fav. Movie? Changes a lot. Right now, I'm gonna say "The Jerk".

32. Fav. basketball Team? Um...the guys...you know...the ones with the shorts... they're named after those animals...what's their name?

33. Fav. American Idol? Clay

34. Any Pets? Only if they're well-done, with a nice garnish.

35. AIM SN? WESTMAN2K

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Salted. Maybe some cheese, too. Not the natural stuff, but the fake, orange stuff they put on Cheetos...

37. Dogs or cats? Little puppies.

38. Favorite Flower? The kind that squirt water when people lean in to sniff them!

39. Hit the snooze button...about 5 times...

40. I'm rediscovering my high school friends. I guess Shelly inspired me, what with her UN-sized conglomerate of friends.

42. Rock Concert or symphony? Rock Opera.

43. Play or Opera? Play

44. Have you ever fired a gun? No, and it's killing me. It's in my blood, man. How am I ever gonna show the homies on my block that I'm down?

45. Do you like to travel by plane? Not really, but it sure beats flappin' your arms...

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right-handed, the way the scientists in the lab programmed me.

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3

49. City and State you were born in? All the good ones WERE born in America. But I digress, I was born in Washington, DC. Chocolate City, baby!

50. Ever hitchhiked? Nah, I've got "he was such a good boy" written all over me. My biggest risk-deterrent in life has been the detailed fantasy of the news coverage of my death/disappearance....

Posted by William @ 6/23/2005 12:18:00 AM
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1 Comments:

• At 6/28/2005 11:41:47 AM, Kaede said…

  *shakes hand* Nice to meet you William. I'm sure you know who I am from Jenn's blog but I'm Kaede. Interesting to see what other bloggers are up to :)

   

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