Wednesday, July 12, 2006

"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, save me with your witchcraft!"

Well, I guess having "Power Rangers" on your resume doesn't get ya too far after all. You could blow up, like golden boy Michael Copon (One Tree Hill, Sketchers ads). OR, you could end up like our good friend Walter Emmanuel Jones. Yup, just 13 years ago, he was riding high as Zach Taylor, the Black Ranger. Now, he's in a PetSmart commercial. As a cashier. And he doesn't even speak to the customer. No, his lines are purely directed towards the dog. From Mastadon to Pooper Scooper in a little over a decade. Hollywood can be a cruel bitch...

Posted by William @ 7/12/2006 01:13:00 AM
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  • At 7/22/2006 07:37:14 PM, Austin said…

    I knew I knew him from somewhere! That shit was eating into my brain like a parasite. Thanks, Will. Hope all is well.

    Austin

     

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