Friday, September 29, 2006

"The Loot!"

So, I have a newfound respect for Superman. No, don't worry; I still kinda think he's a douchebag as a hero, but there is something I've come to admire about him. You see, we're led to believe that Superman, unlike Batman, wears his suit at all times under his clothes.

Well, yesterday, I ran out of undershirts, but being the little preppy momma's boy that I am, I simply COULDN'T leave home undershirted (hehe, get it?). So, I decided to use the next best thing: Under Armour. Yup, not only is it compatible, but you also get that compression action (which comes in handy when you've gained 10 stress-related pounds in the past month!).

Yup, I thought I was a frickin' genius. I had beat the system. And then Hour 5 rolled around, and I wanted to kill myself. Kids, spandex is not your friend. Especially when it's under other layers of clothes. I wanted to run into a bathroom and strip down simply to let my skin breathe. But I didn't think i could get away with it without A) looking like a fool and B) exposing my secret identity.

So, his woman sucks, his city sucks, and his hometown sucks, but as far as his ability to withstand the 24 hr pressures of spandex, well, Supes gets an "A" in my book.

Posted by William @ 9/29/2006 06:01:00 PM
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At 10/01/2006 08:50:52 PM, Jetcity said…

You haven't proven your thesis that Superman is a douchebag. You get an F in critical thinking.
At 10/04/2006 03:51:23 PM, James said…

I am laughing my head off right now. You own spandex? Negro why?

But your overall premise is sound. Supes isn't the brightest tool in the shed for wearing his costume as undies, but withstanding the nigh-constant static cling gives one a whole new take on invulnerability.

And don't feel weird about the 'must have undershirt' thing; I can't go out without either. It's the Black Southerner background; what'cha gonna do?
At 10/05/2006 12:05:01 PM, Anonymous said…

Will, this is the greatest motherfucking story, ever. You, sir, are coming rapidly close to eclipsing me as the greatest idiot of our time.
At 10/05/2006 12:05:23 PM, Anonymous said…

Comment above is from Marcus.

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	Friday, September 29, 2006 "The Loot!" So, I have a newfound respect for Superman. No, don't worry; I still kinda think he's a douchebag as a hero, but there is something I've come to admire about him. You see, we're led to believe that Superman, unlike Batman, wears his suit at all times under his clothes. Well, yesterday, I ran out of undershirts, but being the little preppy momma's boy that I am, I simply COULDN'T leave home undershirted (hehe, get it?). So, I decided to use the next best thing: Under Armour. Yup, not only is it compatible, but you also get that compression action (which comes in handy when you've gained 10 stress-related pounds in the past month!). Yup, I thought I was a frickin' genius. I had beat the system. And then Hour 5 rolled around, and I wanted to kill myself. Kids, spandex is not your friend. Especially when it's under other layers of clothes. I wanted to run into a bathroom and strip down simply to let my skin breathe. But I didn't think i could get away with it without A) looking like a fool and B) exposing my secret identity. So, his woman sucks, his city sucks, and his hometown sucks, but as far as his ability to withstand the 24 hr pressures of spandex, well, Supes gets an "A" in my book. Posted by William @ 9/29/2006 06:01:00 PM permalink \| 4 comments 4 Comments: At 10/01/2006 08:50:52 PM, Jetcity said… You haven't proven your thesis that Superman is a douchebag. You get an F in critical thinking. At 10/04/2006 03:51:23 PM, James said… I am laughing my head off right now. You own spandex? Negro why? But your overall premise is sound. Supes isn't the brightest tool in the shed for wearing his costume as undies, but withstanding the nigh-constant static cling gives one a whole new take on invulnerability. And don't feel weird about the 'must have undershirt' thing; I can't go out without either. It's the Black Southerner background; what'cha gonna do? At 10/05/2006 12:05:01 PM, Anonymous said… Will, this is the greatest motherfucking story, ever. You, sir, are coming rapidly close to eclipsing me as the greatest idiot of our time. At 10/05/2006 12:05:23 PM, Anonymous said… Comment above is from Marcus. Post a Comment	About Will Here is some profile information about Will. Previous Posts 9/22/2006 07:35:00 PM "The Warrant!" So, I have to say, watching the fi... 9/22/2006 06:34:00 PM "OOooooh! The Chase!" So, I know it's been awhile... 9/05/2006 07:38:00 PM "Something strange is afoot at the Circle K." If ... 8/30/2006 12:08:00 AM "If he dies, he dies." So, I have neither the ene... 8/15/2006 12:37:00 AM "It's all fun and games until somebody gets the HI... 8/06/2006 01:35:00 AM "It's either French, or you're speaking with click... 7/25/2006 11:44:00 PM "Superman's a little too 'milkman and war bonds' f... 7/23/2006 11:34:00 PM "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I'd like to thank you for m... 7/14/2006 12:31:00 AM "I'm bringin' sexy back!" Ya know, after all thes... 7/12/2006 01:13:00 AM "Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Tom...