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Sunday, September 28, 2003
It's been a movie-ful weekend. Yesterday, I felt pretty retarded 'cause I watched Zoolander, Bio-Dome, & Son-in-Law. Today, it was a Mariah Carey movie marathon with Glitter and Wisegirls. Ya know, she's not a bad actress after all. I mean, Glitter was cliche and contrived, but not as bad as people said. Wisegirls was pretty good; too bad it went straight to video. Now, I'm watching Secretary which, to say the least, is pretty weird. It's about time I got my money's worth out of this cable. Especially since I have about 20 premium channels alone!
Posted by William @ 9/28/2003 08:40:04 PM
OK, do Italians really know Italian, or do they just know enough to sound cool while eating in their restaurants? You watch all of these movies, and everyone in the place knows Italian. OK, Spanish? I'd understand that. Italian? NO. Most people's knowledge of Italian is off a Franco-American can. Somebody please explain this to me. If I went to an African restaurant, I wouldn't simply know how to speak Swahili. I smell a ruse!
Posted by William @ 9/28/2003 07:20:21 PM
"Take the money, and buy things with it, 'cause that's what money is for."
Posted by William @ 9/28/2003 07:09:46 PM
"The glitter cannot overpower the artist...I want to see more of her breasts!"
Posted by William @ 9/28/2003 05:41:20 PM Saturday, September 27, 2003
If you wanna see a really cute movie, I HIGHLY recommend "Kissing Jessica Stein". Not something I'd normally go for, but I guess the metrosexual in me took over. I really liked that flick, though! Rent it. NOW. (And it's also on Showtime for the rest of the weekend)
Posted by William @ 9/27/2003 03:40:18 PM Friday, September 26, 2003
Wow, Death's working overtime in September. Today we mourn the loss of Mr. Robert Palmer. If that name is unfamiliar to you, just think back to when you were little, perhaps catching primitive MTV or listening to the radio. Mr. Palmer was a Simply Irresistable guy who was Addicted to Love. To a child of the 80s, this is quite a blow. I know I'll miss him.
Posted by William @ 9/26/2003 10:53:31 AM Thursday, September 25, 2003
For those of you lovin' "Marina", be on the lookout for my next single which should be hitting the i-net over weekend. Hehe, "i-net". I wonder if there's a copyright on that. Anyway, be sure to check the E7 site....man, I really wish they'd get a better URL.
Posted by William @ 9/25/2003 04:32:30 PM
In 1982, Atari put all of its financial weight into production of the E.T. video game. Now, keep in mind that this was during the time that Atari was no longer the Big Boy on the Video Game block; some dirty plumber was about to have a billion dollar 'shroom encounter. Anyway, this game did not nearly as well as expected, causing Atari to bury over a million cartridges in the New Mexico desert?!!! Don't believe me, check this out: http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp
Posted by William @ 9/25/2003 04:02:55 PM
For those of you who didn't get it, my previous post was SEVERELY tongue-in-cheek. I typically hate shit like that, such as "Pardon our dust while we remodel" signs. Anyway, I got bored of the old penitentiary mock-up that I used to have, so I sought a change. Unfortunately, Blogger only offers about 7 choices, so that's why your retinas are burning right now. Hey, change hurts. Deal with it.
Posted by William @ 9/25/2003 03:53:03 PM
Welcome to my W.A.R.E.S. site. I hope you like the new look. Anyway, we've got a lot of cool new features, such as the nifty Google News link to your right. Watch for these and other exciting events in the weeks to come.
Posted by William @ 9/25/2003 03:50:28 PM Monday, September 22, 2003
So, you've seen the commercials, but take my advice. That Domino's Philly Cheesesteak Pizza? Don't waste your time. Not unless you like shit. Gooey, sauceless shit.
Posted by William @ 9/22/2003 01:12:30 AM
Woot! My song has been downloaded 6 times by now. You've heard of gold and silver. My single's gonna go copper!
Posted by William @ 9/22/2003 01:10:32 AM Sunday, September 21, 2003
Wanna hear my first single? Then you're in luck:
http://e7.kicks-ass.org/she_is/
Posted by William @ 9/21/2003 11:06:57 PM
So, it seems that I'm in a band now. Wait...don't laugh! It's not like Aerosmith or anything. We're called "E7". At the moment, I sing leads while guitar is taken care of by Mr. Tarek Sultani and bass is covered by Carl....I forgot his last name. Anyway, we're more of a garage outfit. I think of us as a sort of Cornell "California Dreams". The other guys are taking it a lot more seriously than I. They're trying to get an album's worth of songs, while I was just called in to do one track.
The track came out nicely, and I'm more proud of it than anything I've recorded with LC. This solo stuff is hard. I feel like Nick Lachey. I mean, I know I'm not by myself, but I'm the only one singing, so I might as well be solo. In any case, this gives me something to do. Probably not gonna be my big break, but I can at least start piling up potential demos or something. Then, when the time is right, I'm gonna drop those guys and TRULY go solo! Muhuhahahahahaha!!!
Posted by William @ 9/21/2003 10:42:33 PM Saturday, September 20, 2003
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Remember when I used to be in an a cappella group? 'Cause apparently no one around here does. Tonight, I'm at the mall with Eric and Ted and some girls turn around as we're leaving the place.
"Are you Ted?" they ask. Ted, bewildered, tells that he is one and the same. They start giggling and ask, "You're in Last Call aren't you?" He answers, "Yeah....but so are these guys," pointing at me and Eric. "Yeah, we know," they say while ignoring Eric and me. "We're just Ted fans." Wow. Ted hasn't had a song in about 3 years!!! These chicks are freshmen and they don't know me?!! It sucks 'cause all I have to show for my time at Cornell is a 2.9 GPA and 4 years in a group that doesn't even appreciate me! Does no one respect their elders anymore? I helped make that group what it is, and no one currently realizes that. It's not even what they said, but how they said it. I know I'm overreacting, but I have very little from my college days to be proud of. Now, just 3 weeks after I formally leave the group, and a mere week since I've been taken off the website, I've been forgotten. Hey bitches, I've got a surprise for ya. Ted isn't even in the group anymore. For some reason, those tards just forgot to take him off the site. It's OK, though. There's still some really cute Hangovers to lust after.
Posted by William @ 9/20/2003 09:51:56 PM Wednesday, September 17, 2003
X-Entertainment just keeps 'em coming. An exerpt from their blog:
"'It is evident that the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr. was no accident. I suspect foul play. When his "car" crashed into the "wall", I almost laughed aloud at the childish coverup presented by NASCAR officials. The man was murdered. He was straight up gangster rap assasinated. Not by gangster rappers though, but by the very inbred hillbillies who enjoy the sight of cars going in circles.' Posted by Tanuki @ 12/02/2002 04:52 PM EST"
Posted by William @ 9/17/2003 01:21:49 PM
"Lionel Kiddie City turns a frown... upside down!"
Boy, do I miss that! Christmas is right around the corner, folks.
Posted by William @ 9/17/2003 01:15:02 PM
Another gem from X-Entertainment.com. This one's for you, Catherine.
"'I think there should be a national cat killin' holiday. And it should be done soon, before they take over the government.' Posted by the dog @ 11/26/2002 01:23 PM EST"
Posted by William @ 9/17/2003 11:20:54 AM
For anyone who noticed, I took out the Don Knotts reference in my John Ritter post at the request of my Mommy. I've been "killing" Don Knotts for years 'cause we never hear anything about him, so I just assume he's dead. But he's not, and I shouldn't wish that upon him. Hell, I even love the guy. If John Ritter was my funny comedic big brother figure, then Don Knotts was my senile, yet comedic, crazy old uncle.
Posted by William @ 9/17/2003 11:19:18 AM Friday, September 12, 2003
I love x-entertainment.com!
"'But why couldn't you just tell me the truth?' I really didn't know how to answer that. In all my years of lying, I'd never been asked that question. My mind drew a blank."
Posted by William @ 9/12/2003 04:04:23 PM
And another part of my childhood is gone forever.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/965580.asp This one hits a little close to home. Wherever he is, I hope he's pulling the wool over Mr. & Mrs. Roper's eyes just like he used to. Don't worry, Jack. Mr. Furley's probably gonna be joining you soon, and hilariaty will ensue.
Posted by William @ 9/12/2003 09:44:27 AM Thursday, September 11, 2003
According to msn.com, the following songs are among those the RIAA is using to track down file-sharers.
• Bobby McFerrin, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" • Thompson Twins, "Hold Me Now" • Eagles, "Hotel California" • George Michael, "Kissing A Fool" • Paula Abdul, "Knocked Out" • Green Day, "Minority" • UB40, "Red Red Wine" • Ludacris "Area Codes" • Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing" • Avril Lavigne, "Complicated" If you've recently downloaded any of these songs, your ass is grass. Looking at the list, though (with the exception of the great Marvin Gaye), I feel that you deserve everything that's coming to you.
Posted by William @ 9/11/2003 04:29:34 PM Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Wanna see something cool? Movies!
http://www.romanm.ch/english/ascii-movies.htm
Posted by William @ 9/10/2003 04:04:31 PM
Watch this for more than a minute, and I SWEAR you'll lose your mind!
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/saishin-e.html
Posted by William @ 9/10/2003 03:22:34 PM
Parent 1: "What did you call her? What's a 'lezzie'?"
Parent 2: "It means your daughter likes vagina" Man, do I love Nip/Tuck!
Posted by William @ 9/10/2003 12:16:11 PM Monday, September 08, 2003
Yeah....jobs really suck. I think I'm gonna try this music thing. Might not work out, but I'll always regret it if I don't. In a few years, this post'll either make me laugh or make me cry. I just wanna be famous :-(
Posted by William @ 9/08/2003 04:36:21 PM
And now, a tribute to my Mommy's favorite comic book:
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/28.html
Posted by William @ 9/08/2003 03:58:24 PM
Ok, White kids....explain something to me. Why is it that you realize it's cold enough for a sweatshirt, but you still wear flip-flops?!!! Or the thing that really kills me, when one of y'all wears a huge sweatshirt and SHORTS!!!! I've even encountered a few of you who have the audacity to lament, "I'm cold." I'll bet you are. You're also a fool. Is there something about Anglo-Physiology of which I'm unaware? Do you all only register cold from the waist up? Someone, please enlighten me.
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