Aug 06th2003
A Tribute To Nintendo Cereal

A Tribute To Nintendo Cereal

So, I’m sitting here, and all of a sudden the theme song to Nintendo Cereal comes into my head. Anybody remember Nintendo cereal? It’s bags were half...

Aug 04th2003
Still Trying To Work In The Toy Industry

Still Trying To Work In The Toy Industry

So, I just sent an application in to Mattel. I figure it’s time to get this toy thing started. Ithaca’s trying to send me a message, and...

Jul 27th2003
I Guess It’s Better Than What They Normally Give You

I Guess It’s Better Than What They Normally Give You

Am I the only one who finds it funny that Taco Bell has a contest giving away a year’s worth of gas? Taco Bell’s gonna give you...

Jul 25th2003
Lost In Life & Joey Spin-Off

Lost In Life & Joey Spin-Off

I feel like I’m drowning, yet I’m not in any water. I hate this whole system, from work not being able to give me an idea of...

Jul 23rd2003
Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance

Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance

As if I didn’t already hate the Beach Boys, the annoying girl in the office just professed her love for them. Rather, it was phrased, “Oh my...

Jul 23rd2003
I Just Saw Partial Nudity on CMT!

I Just Saw Partial Nudity on CMT!

When did Country Music Television get so hot?!! That mess is steamier than MTV’s been in years. Woke up this morning and saw the controversial “I Melt”...

Jul 22nd2003
The State of MTV in 2003

The State of MTV in 2003

What to rant about now? Oh yes, MTV. Woke up this morning to see Video Clash. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the first...

Jul 21st2003
Seduction of the Innocent

Seduction of the Innocent

I REALLY hope my “Seduction of the Innocent” comes in the mail today. Clocking in at $116.51, it is, by far, the most expensive book I have...

Jul 21st2003
Which X-Man Am I?

Which X-Man Am I?

Jubilee??!! You are Jubilee! Though you may be young and inexperienced, you have great potential and will someday become an admirable figure. For that to happen, though,...

Jul 21st2003
Which Marvel Character Am I?

Which Marvel Character Am I?

Hey folks! Which Marvel Character am I? You are…drumroll please…..Wade Wilson aka Deadpool! Everyone’s favorite merc! The merc with a mouth is a man of mystery. Hero?...