Sep 10th2003
“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”

“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”

Parent 1: “What did you call her? What’s a ‘lezzie’?” Parent 2: “It means your daughter likes vagina” Man, do I love Nip/Tuck!

Sep 08th2003
Gonna Make A Go At The Music Industry

Gonna Make A Go At The Music Industry

Yeah….jobs really suck. I think I’m gonna try this music thing. Might not work out, but I’ll always regret it if I don’t. In a few years,...

Sep 08th2003
Pogo!

Pogo!

And now, a tribute to my Mommy’s favorite comic book: http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/28.html

Sep 08th2003
Of Course You’re Cold. You’re Wearing Flip-Flops!

Of Course You’re Cold. You’re Wearing Flip-Flops!

Ok, White kids….explain something to me. Why is it that you realize it’s cold enough for a sweatshirt, but you still wear flip-flops?!!! Or the thing that...

Aug 28th2003
10 Years of Power Rangers

10 Years of Power Rangers

10 years ago today, August 28, 1993, “Day of the Dumpster” first aired on American television. Little did we realize that it would spawn the Power Ranger...

Aug 27th2003
MTV Seeking Writer…For A REALITY Show

MTV Seeking Writer…For A REALITY Show

OK, I simply HAD to post this. Below is a job description found on MTV’s career site. Notice how it’s for a writer…for a reality show. Title:...

Aug 22nd2003
Ithaca A Bit Longer

Ithaca A Bit Longer

So, it looks like I’ve renegotiated my contract, and will be in Ithaca a bit longer than I previously expected. Though nothing’s written in stone, I should...

Aug 22nd2003
I’d Also Like My Own Alfred

I’d Also Like My Own Alfred

I’d love more than anything to pull a “Bruce Wayne” right about now. Just drop everything, and travel the world. I’d learn from the best scientists, detectives,...

Aug 15th2003
Hey, Paisanos!

Hey, Paisanos!

Hey, Paisanos! It’s the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! We’re the Mario Brothers And plumbing’s our game We’re not the the others Who get all the fame...

Aug 15th2003
Heathcliff

Heathcliff

Song-In-My-Head of the Day: Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should terrify their neighborhood but Heathcliff just won’t be undone playin’ pranks on everyone