Sep 17th2003
I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…

I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…

“Lionel Kiddie City turns a frown… upside down!” Boy, do I miss that! Christmas is right around the corner, folks.

Sep 17th2003
Wonder What The Goldfish Would Say

Wonder What The Goldfish Would Say

Another gem from X-Entertainment.com. This one’s for you, Catherine. “‘I think there should be a national cat killin’ holiday. And it should be done soon, before they...

Sep 17th2003
Killing Don Knotts Before His Time

Killing Don Knotts Before His Time

For anyone who noticed, I took out the Don Knotts reference in my John Ritter post at the request of my Mommy. I’ve been “killing” Don Knotts...

Sep 12th2003
RIP John Ritter

RIP John Ritter

And another part of my childhood is gone forever. http://www.msnbc.com/news/965580.asp This one hits a little close to home. Wherever he is, I hope he’s pulling the wool...

Sep 11th2003
RIAA Crackdown Trackdown

RIAA Crackdown Trackdown

According to msn.com, the following songs are among those the RIAA is using to track down file-sharers. • Bobby McFerrin, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” • Thompson Twins,...

Sep 10th2003
Crazy Shapes and Colors! Aggghhhh!

Crazy Shapes and Colors! Aggghhhh!

Watch this for more than a minute, and I SWEAR you’ll lose your mind! http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/saishin-e.html

Sep 10th2003
“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”

“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”

Parent 1: “What did you call her? What’s a ‘lezzie’?” Parent 2: “It means your daughter likes vagina” Man, do I love Nip/Tuck!

Sep 08th2003
Gonna Make A Go At The Music Industry

Gonna Make A Go At The Music Industry

Yeah….jobs really suck. I think I’m gonna try this music thing. Might not work out, but I’ll always regret it if I don’t. In a few years,...

Sep 08th2003
Pogo!

Pogo!

And now, a tribute to my Mommy’s favorite comic book: http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/28.html

Sep 08th2003
Of Course You’re Cold. You’re Wearing Flip-Flops!

Of Course You’re Cold. You’re Wearing Flip-Flops!

Ok, White kids….explain something to me. Why is it that you realize it’s cold enough for a sweatshirt, but you still wear flip-flops?!!! Or the thing that...