Aug 13th2003
Letter To Ann Coulter

Letter To Ann Coulter

Man, do I hate Ann Coulter, but this guy obviously hates her more, and his hatred is funnier: http://www.henrypanky.com/coulter.htm My favorite line is: “Oh, my jackbooted and...

Aug 13th2003
You Should Be Watching Nip/Tuck

You Should Be Watching Nip/Tuck

I’ve decided that Nip/Tuck is one of the best new shows on TV. Screw The OC. I used to watch that show back when it was called...

Aug 13th2003
Boy Meets World On Cinemax?

Boy Meets World On Cinemax?

You ever want to feel like the dirtiest person alive? Try watching TV at 2:00 AM, flipping back and forth between Cinemax and The Disney Channel. It’s...

Aug 13th2003
The One Where I Just Miss WizardWorld Chicago

The One Where I Just Miss WizardWorld Chicago

OK, I feel so ashamed that I did not support my comic brethren better over the weekend. “What are you talking about, Will?” you ask. Well, over...

Aug 06th2003
It’s For Breakfast Now!

It’s For Breakfast Now!

OK, i really need help. I couldn’t remember all the words to the Nintendo Cereal System commercial, so I called on my good friend, the Internet, to...

Aug 06th2003
A Tribute To Nintendo Cereal

A Tribute To Nintendo Cereal

So, I’m sitting here, and all of a sudden the theme song to Nintendo Cereal comes into my head. Anybody remember Nintendo cereal? It’s bags were half...

Aug 04th2003
Still Trying To Work In The Toy Industry

Still Trying To Work In The Toy Industry

So, I just sent an application in to Mattel. I figure it’s time to get this toy thing started. Ithaca’s trying to send me a message, and...

Jul 27th2003
I Guess It’s Better Than What They Normally Give You

I Guess It’s Better Than What They Normally Give You

Am I the only one who finds it funny that Taco Bell has a contest giving away a year’s worth of gas? Taco Bell’s gonna give you...

Jul 25th2003
Lost In Life & Joey Spin-Off

Lost In Life & Joey Spin-Off

I feel like I’m drowning, yet I’m not in any water. I hate this whole system, from work not being able to give me an idea of...

Jul 23rd2003
Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance

Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance

As if I didn’t already hate the Beach Boys, the annoying girl in the office just professed her love for them. Rather, it was phrased, “Oh my...