27th Nov2015

West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 11/27/15

by Will

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Happy Black Friday! Here’s my meager haul so far. Yes, I know I’ve said that I hate Gotham, but I’ll give anything a shot for $10. About half these things are on Netflix, but I tend to be in situations where I can’t stream, so I figured physical media would help me out with that. How did you all do?


So, I’m a bad geek, as I haven’t finished Jessica Jones yet. It debuted a week ago on Netflix, and most people have binged it already, but I’m just not really in a binging mood right now. At the moment, I’m about 2.5 episodes into the series, and I like what I see so far. I doubted Ritter’s casting, but so far she’s convincing as the character. And the sex! Every time Luke and Jessica bang, I think, “Take THAT, racism!” Anyway, people seem to like it, so I guess Marvel and Netflix have another hit on their hands. I’ll have a better review when I finish the season.


In addition to watching The Marine for the umpteenth time, I rented a few movies from Redbox. First up was Spy, starring Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham. I know I seem to be in the minority in my circle, but I feel like Melissa McCarthy can do no wrong. She and Paul Feig are a winning team and, if it’s rated R, you’re especially in for a treat, as she can cuss with the best of them. If you haven’t seen it, Susan Cooper is a schlubby CIA analyst who finds herself in the field as an agent to avenge the death of her partner. Feig brought back some of his familiar folks, like Rose Byrne from Bridesmaids, and the result was hilarious. It was also really refreshing to see Statham in a comedic role, and I’d like to see more of that from him. It being Redbox, I was only able to rent the theatrical version, but I’d love to see the unrated version, as some of the jokes in the red band trailer didn’t seem to make it into the film.


Next up, I watched Vacation, and man did that feel like a chore! I should probably admit that I’ve never seen the original. Sure, I saw European Vacation a couple of times, and I saw Christmas Vacation about 20 years ago, but I’ve never seen the original Chevy Chase goes to Walley World film. I like Ed Helms. I’ve liked him since he was Andy Bernard, as we were both obnoxious Cornell a cappella alums. So, I want to see him do well. I’m not sure he was right for this role, though. I remember Rusty Griswold, and I’d hate to think he grew up to be square Ed Helms. I guess the lesson is that we all grow up to be our fathers, but I didn’t think Rusty would’ve grown up to be so…boring. Anyway, the entire cast, from Helms to Christina Applegate, is wasted on a thin script. Basically, to bring his family closer together, Rusty Griswold decides to take his family on a vacation to the Walley World theme park, just like his father had done years before. Meanwhile, his marriage is shaky, as his wife is unfulfilled, and his one son is a nightmare of a bully, while the other is uber sensitive. The jokes really fell flat, and the only time the movie has any real life to it is when the Griswolds deliver a Bundy-style beatdown to another family. Unless you’re just a die-hard Vacation completist (which means you probably also liked the made-for-TV Christmas Vacation 2), you can go ahead and skip this film.

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Then, I watched Get Hard, starring Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell. On paper, this movie is perfect to me. Two of my favorite comedic actors in the same film. Sure, Kevin Hart pretty much always plays himself (“volatile little guy”), but you never really know what to expect from Ferrell. In execution, however, this movie left me wanting. In fact, for most of the film, it feels like Ferrell is woefully miscast – odd, considering it’s from his production company, Gary Sanchez films. Kevin Hart’s just fine, but Ferrell doesn’t really get comfortable until Act 3, when he can really get crazy. If you’re not familiar with it, Ferrell plays a successful money manager who finds himself framed for fraud. With 30 days before he’s sent to prison, he hires Kevin Hart to teach him how to survive in jail. He figures Hart’s been to jail since 1 in 3 Black men will be incarcerated at some point in their life so, naturally, Hart is that 1. Surprisingly, however, Hart hasn’t been to jail, so he has to fake it so that he can get Ferrell to pay him the $30,000 that he needs to move his family into a better neighborhood. The entire basis of the movie is kinda racist, and there’s something of a lesson to be taught about assumptions and cultural appropriation, but this isn’t the kind of movie you screen for your college sociology class. It pretty much begs you not to ask questions. At the end of the day, it was funny, but it could have been funnier. For this one, I think you can wait for it to come on TBS.


Finally, I watched Miss Congeniality on TV. Yeah, this movie’s 15 years old, but there are a LOT of movies I haven’t seen yet. Sandy Bullock (yeah, we’re cool enough that I can call her Sandy) is just so cute, but I wonder if she’s tired of playing the slightly socially inept cop. I mean, her character in Miss Congeniality might as well be her character from The Heat, as there aren’t many differences between the two. Maybe that’s her sweet spot.  Haven’t seen it? It’s about a hot mess of a federal agent who finds herself undercover in the world of beauty pageants. Michael Caine works his magic and turns her into the belle of the ball. Anyway, that was a cute little movie. I enjoyed it enough that I DVRed the sequel.


This week, it was announced that Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be rated PG-13. Well, duh! Ya know why? Because EVERYTHING is rated PG-13 these days. It’s not like it was gonna be rated R, ’cause they want the kids to see it, plus it’s not like the Jedi are cussing up a storm and having gratuitous sex. That’s my issue with trailers that say “This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated”. That’s basically the studio saying, “We’re still debating how many ‘shits’ we can get in the film and have the MPAA leave us alone.” It’s ALWAYS gonna be PG-13. In this day and age, it’s pretty much impossible to have a live action PG movie. That rating is reserved for Pixar and Universal animated films (Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is the only recent live action example I can think of). Everything else is PG-13. Apparently, it and Revenge of the Sith are the only ones in the franchise to not have a PG rating, but the industry has changed a lot since the prequels.


In other movie news, it’s reported that the next Men In Black movie will prominently feature a Woman In Black. That’s not really a big deal, as they’ve shown women in the organization, but since the movies are set to shift away from the J and K partnership, maybe she’ll be front and center. Also, it seems like they’re still committed to having it in a shared universe with the 21 Jump Street franchise (first revealed in the Sony email hack). Exactly how that’s gonna work remains to be seen. It’s also not clear if Will Smith is coming back. He seems to hate sequels lately (see Independence Day: Resurgence), so I wouldn’t be surprised if he bailed. Hell, I wouldn’t even be surprised if he somehow convinced the studio to hire Jayden or Willow instead.


In music news, *NSYNC said “Bye bye bye” to their album sales record, as Adele broke it by selling 3 million copies of 25 during its first week. I really never thought that record had any chance of being broken in today’s music sales climate, but there we go. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber broke a record by The Beatles with most number of singles on the Hot 100 at once. The Beatles had 14, and Bieber has 17, but he kinda cheated. Usually, you release a single at a time, so as not to cannibalize your progress. Bieber, however, released videos for 17 of the 18 songs on Purpose simultaneously, so it was pretty easy for him to break that record. This is the new music industry, so I pretty much expect someone like One Direction to come along and do this with their next album, thereby breaking Bieber’s record. And so on and so on.

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I don’t talk much about wrestling these days, mainly because I can’t stomach 3 hours of RAW every week. Still, my favorite wrestler of all time is The Undertaker. Sure, he kinda seems like a dated gimmick now, but that’s the point. He hearkens back to a bygone era when wrestlers had gimmicks and things that made them special. Nowawdays, they don’t even come with creative names. For example, if I were in the WWE, my name would probably be Bruce Williamson. Back in the day, that would’ve been the name of a “jobber” (the nobody who fights the superstar to make him look better). Now, however, Bruce Williamson could be the new heavyweight champion of the world. Now, some people might see that as “progress”, but I see it as the sport losing its mystique. So, as cheesy as he may seem, I ride or die for The Deadman.


Well, this week we celebrated 25 years of The Undertaker, as he made his in-ring debut during Survivor Series in 1990. This is a big deal, as you will NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN. Sure, there are people who’ve been wrestling for longer, but they bounced from promotion to promotion. The Undertaker has never jumped ship to WCW (though he did a stint there prior to WWE) or TNA. Sure, he takes a LOT of breaks, but he always comes home to WWE. He’s apparently a major positive force in the locker room, and he’s been rewarded for it. A 21 year streak at Wrestlemania is what he’s most known for. Now, yes, it’s scripted entertainment, but I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t let The Streak happen for just anybody. No, Taker earned that, as he always performs…even when he probably shouldn’t. His days are numbered, and there may not be an Undertaker pretty soon. I certainly don’t think we’ll be celebrating 30 years of The Undertaker, but stranger things have happened. I have a feeling Vince McMahon will step in and tell him “it’s time”, just like he did when he decided it was time to end The Streak. When that time comes, I just may have to be there for his final match.

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In the world of social media, I had the above exchange with Rene from Storage Wars. It was less an exchange and more of “he clearly had a filter on for Storage Wars mentions and decided to respond”. I didn’t really have anything to say back to him, though. I guess nice guys do win every now and then. But I’m scared of that Mavrick dude. Half his body is pure tattoo.

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In the world of comics, the first issue of The Dark Knight III: The Master Race came out this week. I tried to read it, and didn’t get past the first page. Part of the problem is that I’ve completely forgotten everything that occurred in that previous installment, The Dark Knight Strikes Again. I mean, c’mon, it was 12 years ago! I just remember it being really bad. If you’ve never read the original The Dark Knight, it’s about an older, grizzled Batman coming out of retirement to fight mutant gangs and a governmentally brainwashed Superman. It sounds kind of “out there”, but it’s a classic, and is rumored to be the basis of Ben Affleck’s portrayal in the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Anyway, in a surprisingly dick move, before the issue even came out, original writer Frank Miller announced that there will be a Dark Knight IV. From what I’ve gathered, it seems like Miller’s “cowriter” on DK III, Brian Azzarello, is actually steering the ship, and I don’t think ol’ Frank wants him to have the final say on The Dark Knight Saga. So, Miller has decided that he’ll just keep going as long as DC will let him. And since DK stories is like printing money, it’s not like DC’s gonna stop him anytime soon. Unless DK III is a colossal bomb. Which it could be…


This is pretty much the most useless week in the calendar year, as nothing really gets accomplished before Thanksgiving. As such, no real news came out this week either. We were all set to just accept this and ready ourselves for turkey. Then, Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live with a surprise: they had the teaser trailer for Captain America: Civil War. After the show, the full trailer was uploaded to YouTube. Haven’t seen it? Here ya go:

Did you see Black Panther?! I’ve NEVER cared about that character, but they actually made him look cool. I may actually be looking forward to his solo movie now (seriously, most of Phase 3 is kinda “meh” to me right now). I’m probably more excited about this movie than Star Wars (yeah, I know, I know…), so May 6th can’t get here fast enough.

That said, I’m kinda disappointed that this was Cap 3 instead of Avengers 3. Considering the cast list, everyone jokes that it’s basically Avengers 2.5, but I feel that making it a Cap movie indicates that Cap is the hero, and I don’t feel the Civil War situation (at least as presented in the comic storyline) is that cut and dry. To be honest, I was Team Stark when that whole thing went down. Heroes DO need to be regulated, and it’s a natural reaction from a frightened populace. In the comics, they kinda portrayed Stark as the asshole, while Cap was the “hero”, even though Stark was the one upholding THE LAW. Now, there’s the whole argument of “Do you acknowledge laws that are wrong?”, which is pretty much what Cap’s stance was. The whole thing was marketed under the banner of “Whose Side Are You On?” Because this movie is about Cap sticking up for his friend, Bucky, I think it kinda adds a slant to the argument. It feels like they’ve already made up our minds about whose side we should be on, especially when you see things like the dual beatdown The Winter Solider and Cap give Iron Man in the trailer. I really hope things are presented a big more evenly in the film but, like I said, I’m not really expecting it. Anyway, for getting me excited for a movie I really didn’t have on my radar, the Captain America: Civil War trailer had the West Week Ever.


20th Nov2015

West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 11/20/15

by Will

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The biggest news this week had to come from Charlie Sheen, as he announced his HIV-positive status on the Today Show. There’s been a lot of backlash here, as folks have been saying things like “He deserved it” or “Look how he lived”. Yeah, he was a bit flamboyant, but I don’t think you ever expect anyone to get HIV, even if you joke about it. Apparently, he contracted it around 2011, and has paid out over $10 million to people trying to blackmail him. I’ve got a theory here: if you do the math, he contracted the disease around the time that he lost his shit and got fired from Two and a Half Men. After all, he left that show in season 9, which premiered in 2011. That can’t be an easy thing to learn about one’s self, and so he embarked on a whole bunch of self-destructive behavior. To be honest, I’m really amazed he’s still alive based on some of the antics he was getting into. I was waiting for them to find him dead any day. Anyway, it’s unfortunate that things turned out this way, and there’s a LOT of slut-shaming going on when it comes to Sheen. Sure, he did some risky stuff, but nobody *deserves* HIV. Luckily, he’s got it under control, as it seems to be undetectable at the moment. I have an odd fascination with Sheen, and always want to see him come out on top. After the Two and a Half Men firing, I was glad when he got Anger Management (even though I’ve only seen a handful of episodes), and I hope he comes out on top from this, too.


It was a great week for TV, including some excellent episodes of Arrow and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Unfortunately, it was a week that also saw the premiere of AMC’s Into the Badlands. This show is BAD, and I don’t mean that in the late 80s sense of the word. The main character is a great fighter, and there are some beautifully choreographed action sequences, but he’s wooden and not very likable. He’s not someone I see myself wanting to root for. The story is weak, and they’re trying to hide that behind the action. Someone on Twitter said that you don’t watch Enter the Dragon for the story and writing, but that was just a one-off movie. This is a serialized drama that expects the viewer to come back week after week for six episodes. The only thing I liked about the show was the it reminded me of the crappy syndicated stuff I used to watch on our WB affiliate back when I was in high school. As a Saturday afternoon show, filmed in New Zealand on the cheap, it gets the job done. As a centerpiece of a cable network’s schedule, it woefully falls shorts. I saw a review that called it a “rough draft of a show”, and I couldn’t agree more. There are some interesting ideas there, but it’s a show that does both too much and nothing at all, at once.

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In TV news, Sons of Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter preemptively cancelled his latest show, Bastard Executioner, by placing the above ad in The Hollywood Reporter. While Sutter says that he and FX came to the decision mutually, he said that he knew the writing was on the wall, and he didn’t “want to write something that nobody’s f—ing watching.” Though the show had only wrapped up its first season, he knew that the audience just wasn’t there – in part due to the glut of period shows on television at the moment. I know when I saw the ads for it, it just looked like Game of Thrones for the basic cable audience. Why watch that when you can get the titties and gore of the REAL Game of Thrones? I’d be curious to know just how much sway Sutter had in the cancellation decision, but it was at least nice of FX to let him spin it that way.


In other TV news, we finally have the first new show cancellation of the season, and that honor goes to ABC’s Wicked City! After months of networks unofficially cancelling shows by cutting back on initial episode orders, Wicked City is the first show to be snatched out of its timeslot, only to be replaced by reruns of Shark Tank. Meanwhile, other networks are just delaying the inevitable. For example, Fox doesn’t even promote Minority Report anymore, but they don’t have anything on the bench ready to replace it yet. Anyway, if you remember my Upfronts post last Spring, you know that I never really saw success in Wicked City‘s future. Now the race is on to see what will be the SECOND cancelled show of the season. I’m thinking it’ll be something on NBC or ABC’s Blood & Oil.


On The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon and Amy are finally going to have sex. I think this is a TERRIBLE move. But most of you hate that show with a passion, so you don’t really give a shit. Can we talk about that for a minute? Sure, I don’t understand why the show is a rating’s juggernaut, as it seems like the kind of show that would be on the bubble every Spring, just eking out a renewal. That said, I don’t understand the unbridled hatred that people feel for the show. I actually enjoy it, but I’ve also been known to like “bad TV”. Still, it’s kind of offensive when people describe it as “Blackface for nerds”, as I think the show has evolved past the cliches of nerds that dominated the early seasons. When I saw the pilot, I thought it was a nerdy reverse Three’s Company, and that it wouldn’t last. The show has really grown since then, and I kinda feel like the Sheldon character does a lot for Asperger’s representation on television. But, it’s cool to hate things these days, and I’ve never been one of the cool kids. Anyway, why do I think it’s a bad idea for “ShAmy” to have sex? Well, for one thing, Sheldon’s head would explode. His character, despite his age and character growth, is nowhere near ready for that kind of intimate development. The show is in its 9th season, so clearly they’re out of ideas, but we’re talking about a character who can barely kiss his serious girlfriend. Now you expect me to believe he’s going to put his penis inside her? No dice, Chuck Lorre and CBS!


The trailer was released this week for the Zoolander sequel, stylized as 2oolander. Ten years ago, this would’ve been my most anticipated movie of 2016. I LOVED the first one, but I feel like too much time has passed. It’s not like Zoolander has really been introduced to the younger generation or anything. Plus, it’s interesting to me that Christine Taylor is nowhere in the trailer. Did she and Derrick Zoolander NOT live happily ever after? It’s even more odd to me, considering that she’s Ben Stiller’s actual wife. It’s not like she’s gonna turn down the role. Anyway, fifteen years have passed, and I’m just not sure the audience is there for this. The original movie came out on September 28th, 2001. Check that date. America needed to laugh at something foolish, and this movie delivered. I think that timing had a LOT to do with its success, and we’re just not there at this time.


In other movie news, Alexandra Daddario has joined The Rock and Zac Efron in the Baywatch movie. I really don’t know if we’re supposed to take this movie seriously, or if it’ll be like the Jump Street movies. Basically nothing is known about it at this point, though it’s been in development forever. I’m pretty sure you can guarantee a cameo by The Hoff, but that’s about it. Anyway, this gave me a chance to post a picture of Alexandra Daddario.

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John Malkovich has a new movie that you’ll never see. But if you’re lucky, your ancestors might get a shot to see it. It’s called 100 Years, and it won’t be released until November 18th, 2115. The movie’s a collaboration between Malkovich and director Robert Rodriguez as a promotion for Louis XIII Cognac, which is aged 100 years. They’ve even created 3 separate teasers for the movie, yet none of that footage is in the actual film. The idea is that 1,000 specific people will receive a metal movie ticket that they are to pass down to their descendants. If the world’s even still around in 2115, I bet folks’ll have more to concern themselves with than an old movie, but it’s an interesting concept.

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In sports news, UFC champ Ronda Rousey got her ass handed to her by a swift kick to the throat from Holly Holm. I’ve never really been a Rousey fan, as I always felt she was like “trying to make ‘fetch’ happen”. Everybody just expected so much from her that she was bound to disappoint us eventually. They were trying to make her an action star, just because she was a good fighter. There was no evidence that she even had acting chops, but Hollywood thought “Well, if she can fight in real life, she can fight onscreen.” And she never seemed to have any humility. Basically, she carried herself like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV, and she almost got the same ending.

In a first for the Barbie brand, a boy appears in the latest commercial for Moschino Barbie. While I find it hard to believe boys haven’t been in Barbie ads in the past (not even as the bratty little brother?), this little kid is pretty historic. Watch the ad, and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

In music news, Carly Simon revealed that the second verse of “You’re So Vain” is about actor Warren Beatty. Of course she’s promoting an upcoming memoir, so she’ll probably say anything to sell those books. If you ask me, I preferred Family Guy‘s theory on who the song was about:

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Things You Might Have Missed This Week

-Former Subway pitchman, Jared Fogle, was sentenced to fifteen years and eight months in jail for having sex with underage prostitutes. And that sound you hear is every hack comedian making a “$5 footlong” joke.

-It was a dark week for print media, as Condé Nast announced that it was ceasing publication of men’s magazine Details. Meanwhile across the pond, lad mags Zoo and FHM ceased publication in the UK.

-Gossip site Gawker is rebranding as a political website. While you probably know them from the Hulk Hogan sex tape, they’re getting out of the gossip game and focusing on the 2016 election.


-It was a meeting of the podcast Mega Powers, as Nerd Lunch joined UnderScoopFire in a teamup that’s been years in the making. Listen to Part 1 and Part 2.


Speaking of podcasts, I had the honor of joining Jason over at Rediscover the ’80s for the Recurrent Events Podcast last night. Plus, I finally got to “meet” my buddy (and sometimes rival) Chad E. Young. We had a great time discussing the week’s top pop culture headlines, so check it out here.

Links I Loved

Review: Mannequin by Laurie of Knit Terrors – Horror Movie BBQ

Life After Nickelodeon: Jennette McCurdy Grows Up – Vulture

Agents of SHIELD Is at the Top of its Game, and That’s Amazing to Watch – io9

Police Academy 2 & 3 Double Feature – TBD

Galactic Book Club — Star Wars: Aftermath (2015) – 30ish Days of Star Wars – Double Dumbass On You

The Exact Moment When Justice League Unlimited Delivered the Perfect Animated Batman Story – io9


This week sucked for positive news, but someone who’s definitely having a great week would be Adele. Today sees the release of her hotly anticipated third album, 25, which won’t be made available to streaming services. This move guarantees sales, as that (or piracy) are the only way you’ll get to hear the thing. It’s projected to be the fastest-selling album of all time, which would beat *NSYNC’s record of 2.4 million copies of No Strings Attached sold the week it was released back in 2000. In addition to the album release, her previous album, 21, was named by Billboard as the #1 album of all time, based on some kind of crazy math they did regarding number of weeks at number one on the charts. I’m not even gonna get into their methodology, as there are some crazy results on that list (The Sound of Music soundtrack beating Thriller?!), so part of me feels like Columbia Records might’ve slipped a few dollars into Billboard’s coffers to make this “momentous” accomplishment coincide with the release of a new album. Either way, I’ve been listening to the album as I wrote this post, and if you’re an Adele fan you won’t be disappointed. So, for figuring out how to remain relevant in a rapidly dying industry, Adele had the West Week Ever.

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13th Nov2015

West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 11/13/15

by Will

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Since we’re a few weeks into the television season at this point, I think I can safely say that The CW’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is my favorite new show. When I first I heard about it, I was oddly intrigued, but then I completely ignored it once it debuted. After reading @zacshipley’s tweets raving about it, I decided to bingewatch the first four episodes last Monday. Viral video star Rachel Bloom stars as Rebecca Bunch, a high-powered New York lawyer who has something of a quarterlife crisis. After a chance meeting with her high school summer crush, Josh, she decides to quit her job and follow him to West Covina, California. Once she gets there, she has to start her life over, and try to convince herself, and everyone around her, that she didn’t actually move there for Josh. Oh, and it has musical numbers, because she’s kinda crazy. Bloom is great in the role, and I think she may be my new celebrity crush. Seriously, every scene she’s in costars her cleavage to the point that the show ought to be called Crazy Tits or something. Anyway, the ratings ain’t so good for the show, but The CW is required to have a certain amount of programming from both Warner Bros and CBS. It currently has tons of WB shows, but not many CBS shows, of which Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is one, so that might save it. Anyway, if you want a wacky show, with shades of Felicity meets Glee, then I highly recommend checking it out.


In other television news, it was announced that The Real Housewives of Potomac would be premiering in January on Bravo. I’m not sure what’s more surprising to me – the fact that they’re trying again in this region after the disaster that was The Real Housewives of DC OR the fact that they seem to have found the only 6 Black women in Potomac. If you’re not familiar with Maryland, Potomac is a really rich, predominantly White suburb of Washington, DC. I’m pretty familiar with it, as I live about 15 minutes away. Demographically, the makeup of the cast should be closer to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Instead, it’s closer to that of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Anyway, I don’t really plan on watching this, as the only Real Housewives cast I ever liked was New York City. I might watch the premiere, though, just to see if I recognize landmarks.


In terms of shows closer to their premiere date, Into The Badlands premieres on AMC this Sunday night. I’ve heard people excited about it since it because it’s a martial arts drama featuring the fight choreographer from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Most of the advance reviews I’ve read, however, haven’t been positive. I know it’s somewhat groundbreaking to have an action show with Asian leads, but this show just looks dreadful to me. Somehow they even got Russell Crowe onboard, but every time I see a commercial for it, it looks like it should be on the Action Pack of the mid 90s. Remember the Action Pack? Does this ring a bell?

Anyway, I’ll watch the premiere just to see what all the fanfare’s about. I might even be proven wrong. But for now, I don’t have high hopes for whatever’s waiting in those Badlands.


Finally in TV news, it appears they’re going to make a TV series based on Snowpiercer. I really enjoyed the film, but would this be a prequel? I mean, there were about 15 years of train life that we never saw, so I guess we could see the beginning of things when the CW-7 was first released into the atmosphere. Then, we could see culture being recentered around the Great Engine. Actually, this sounds kinda interesting the more that I think about it. I just wonder if it matters that we know how it all ends. Maybe it’ll be “based” on the movie the same way that FX’s Fargo is “based” on that movie.

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About 2 weeks ago, it was announced that recording artist Becky G had been cast as the Yellow Ranger in the upcoming Saban’s Power Rangers (I still really hate that name). While they’ve cast a bunch of unknowns in the other roles, Becky probably has the most star power on the team after a recent stint on Empire, not to mention the social media following she’s got for her music. This casting news doesn’t really make me any more excited for the movie, though, as January 2017 feels so far away to me.


In other movie news, the Jem and the Holograms movie has been taken out of theaters, only 2 weeks after its release. As one of the biggest bombs in box office history, the move isn’t very surprising. When it comes to 80s properties, Jem isn’t very high on my list. I don’t pretend to know the ins and outs of the franchise. I’ve seen a few episodes and I read the first story arc of the IDW comic. Still, I think I know the general gist of it. Jerrica Benton has some computer A.I. called “Synergy” that transforms her into Jem using futuristic hologram technology. And she’s in a band, whose rivals are The Misfits. And to my knowledge, the movie contained basically none of that. Great job, Universal. It’s a shame, too, for a couple of reasons. First off, Universal has had an amazing year, with the release of Minions, Furious 7, and Jurassic World. They made over $4 BILLION on those 3 movies alone! Second, it seems like director Jon Chu supposedly pitched a faithful adaptation to the studio, but was rejected. So, he ended up making whatever it was that ended up onscreen. Ya know, I had no real interest in the movie before, but now that it has this reputation, I have a morbid curiosity to check it out. I can’t wait for it to end up in the Walmart $5 bin.


In a bit of sad news, on the UnderScoopFire podcast this week, host Corey announced that the show would be coming to an end at the end of the year. They are quickly approaching episode #150 (through some dubious math, mind you!), and figured it would be a great note on which to go out. Fear not, listeners, as God closes a door and opens a window. While the USF show will be coming to an end, Corey will be starting a new show early next year in much the same vein as what he’s doing now. The only bright side to this is that I will go down in history as the Champion for Life of their “What’s The Scoop?” gameshow. So, before they shut down the USF feed, you better check out my sidebar and check out the episodes where they had me on as a guest!


In a bit of local radio news, we have a station in DC, WASH, that always switches to Christmas music at this time of year. They’ve been doing it for years, and it gets earlier and earlier each year. Well, their rival station, WRQX, is flipping formats and decided, “Ya know what? We’re gonna do the nonstop Christmas music thing, too.” They were scheduled to make the switch at noon today. Well, WASH got wind of their plan, and said “Oh no you effing don’t!” and they flipped the switch to their all-Christmas format yesterday. So, by the time you read this, we’ll have 2 stations playing nothing but Christmas music, yet nobody who’ll play Phil Collins. Look, I love Christmas music, as this is the season we celebrate the miracle birth of the Baby Will. That said, there are only so many times a day you can hear Wham’s “Last Christmas” before you want to go on a Michael Douglas, Falling Down rampage. God help us all!

Links I Loved

The Nod: A Subtle Lowering of the Head You Give to Another Black Person in an Overwhelmingly White Place – Medium

BREAKING: Friend Who Just Got Motorcycle Already Dead – The Onion

Mail Call From Pop! Pop! It’s Trash Culture (Halloween Edition!) – Horror Movie BBQ


OK, I owe Aziz Ansari an apology. Over the past year or so, I’ve written about how I don’t like his recent transformation. In the beginning, when we met him on Human Giant, he was the wacky Indian dude. He was hilarious as Tom Haverford on Parks & Rec. And his standup specials were hilarious, as he recounted tales of hanging out with Kanye, as well as joked about his little cousin Darwish. Then, about a year ago, something changed. He suddenly became the relationship guru for the digital age. His act started incorporating some heavy stuff, such as his uncertainty about marriage, and how texting has ruined the art of dating. To me, it would have been one thing if this was just a portion of his act, but this was his WHOLE ACT. It seemed like the old, fun Aziz was gone, and we were left with the older, more introspective Aziz. No me gusta! So, when I heard about his Netflix series, Master of None, I wasn’t too optimistic, as I figured it would be a showcase for Nu Aziz. And I was right. But I was also wrong.

Master of None is a 10-episode series streaming on Netflix, and it’s some of the best television I’ve seen in a long time. While it does explore modern relationships, it also goes into things such as the immigrant experience and the racism in Hollywood. When a friend wonders why a sitcom can’t have two Indian guys, Aziz reminds him that the public isn’t ready for that yet, seeing as how they just got used to the idea of 2 Black guys on a show without it being considered a “Black show”. When he realizes he’s kinda been a dick to his dad, he and another first-generation friend decide to take their parents out to dinner, to hear stories of the old days. And what follows is an examination of the immigrant experience that you don’t often see on television today. Sure, Nu Aziz was there, but old wacky Aziz was there, too. In the first episode, he and his friend Arnold go to a toy store, and Old Aziz comes out to play.

Meanwhile, the supporting cast is amazing. Aziz’s lesbian friend Denise steals every scene she’s in, while his friend Arnold is the giant man child that we all know and love. The biggest surprise to me, however, was Noël Wells. When she was on SNL, she was totally forgettable. I can’t remember a single thing that she did. Here, however, she’s a delight as love interest Rachel. When we first meet her, again, I wasn’t expecting much from her. But as their friendship and relationship progress, she really comes into her own. A TV critic that I follow on Twitter acknowledged that it wasn’t that she was untalented on SNL, but rather she was very talented and SNL simply didn’t know what to do with her. I’d have to agree with that assessment. The biggest star, however, had to be Aziz’s real dad, Shoukath Ansari, who plays the father to Aziz’s character, Dev. Everything he said cracked me up, but he also brought a lot of heart to the series.

So, was I wrong about Aziz? Yes. He’s still got it. I enjoyed Master of None so much that I’m actually going to pick up his book, Modern Romance. A lot of people are described this show as Aziz’s Louie, so if you like that show, you’ll definitely love this. Even if you don’t like it (which I don’t, really. I’ve always related more to Maron), you’ll still love this. So, Master of None had the West Week Ever.

06th Nov2015

West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 11/6/15

by Will




When it comes to movies, the only thing I watched this week was Dreamgirls. Sure, it came out in 2006, but I’d never gotten around to seeing it. To be honest, I had absolutely zero interest in watching it when Lindsay put it on, but I quickly got into it. If you’re not familiar, it’s an adaptation of the Broadway fictitious account of the rise and fall of a Supremes-esque girl group called The Dreams. And it was really, really good. I tend not to like Beyonce’s acting, but I thought she did well in her role as Not Diana Ross. And Jennifer Hudson is incredible. If you’re like me, and know your Broadway songs, then I’m sure you’ve heard “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” – THE song that the story is known for. And Eddie Murphy redeems himself from his “Party All The Time” days with some great singing in the film. In all, I highly recommend it.


In the world of television, Neil Patrick Harris’s Best Time Ever concluded its first season this week. I’ve been covering the show since it started and, while it’s not great, I’d like to see it get a second season. It’s a concept that I think could work with some tweaking. The variety show format needs to be about an hour, but he’s only got about 3o minutes of strong material. If it were up to me, I’d get rid of the Karaoke contest, as well as the opening segment where he awkwardly interacts with a member of the audience. I’d also get rid of Nicole Scherzinger, who doesn’t really bring much to the show. I’d expand the End of the Show Show, and maybe move it earlier in the show to keep the audience engaged. It’s the most awe-inducing part of the show, but it’s a shame that it comes at the end, once the show’s already lost a portion of its audience. In any case, NBC hasn’t decided whether or not there will be another season, but it’s not like they really have anything amazing in development to take its place.


Speaking of NBC, while I was watching Undateable Live last week, I saw a commercial for an upcoming sitcom called Superstore. The commercial made me chuckle, but the idea of a comedy set in a Not Walmart just didn’t sound solid to me. So, of course I took to Twitter about it, and I got a reply from one of the writers, Sierra Ornelas. It turns out that a lot of the people behind Superstore actually used to work on Happy Endings. I loved the Hell out of that show, so now I’m excited. She did the impossible: changed someone’s mind via social media. Anyway, NBC announced that Superstore would have a sneak preview airing on November 30th, following The Voice. The show, starring Ugly Betty‘s America Ferrera, will then officially premiere on January 4th – going against Gotham, Supergirl, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Things already seem questionable for the show, as the episode order has already been cut from 13 episodes to 11, and it’ll be going up against some steep competition.


In other TV news, The Muppets showrunner, Bob Kushell, has left the show, as it gears up for a midseason reboot. While the premiere was considered a “success”, The Muppets is currently the lowest-rated comedy on ABC and, with the exception of Blood & Oil, is the lowest rated freshman show on the network. I tried watching the first episode, and it put me to sleep. Plus, I’ve just never really been a Muppets fan, so it was never for me. I’ve read everything from “It’s terrible!” to “It’s good, and if you say otherwise, you don’t deserve it!” All I know is that Fresh Off the Boat has risen to become the highest-rated ABC comedy on Tuesday nights. Maybe after they take the show in a new direction, I might give The Muppets another shot.


Meanwhile in television, Matt Ryan reprised his role as John Constantine on this week’s episode of Arrow. Now, I never gave Constantine a chance when it was airing on NBC last season because I KNEW it’d get cancelled. That said, I really loved what I saw of Ryan this week, and it kinda makes me wish I had watched his series. Here’s hoping that they find a way to shoehorn him into the upcoming Legends of Tomorrow series.

courtesy of comicbook.com

courtesy of comicbook.com

In other superhero news, Buffy‘s Emma Caulfield has been cast as Cameron Chase on Supergirl. Now, I know I said that I wasn’t watching Supergirl, but they’re really trying to bring me in. I’ve loved the Chase character since her first appearance in Detective Comics. She’s an agent for the Department of Extranormal Operations (DEO), and knows all of the DCU’s secrets. If they end up making her, like, a member of “Team Supergirl”, I’m gonna have to give in and watch this show. If you haven’t heard of Chase, her whole short-lived series has been collected in trade paperback form.


There’s a story going around that Disney wants to retire all the Slave Leia merchandise. While some folks are upset about it, I’m kinda fine with it. I’m so tired of that costume. Pop culture has just become oversaturated by it, and it’s just gotten kinda played out. I don’t, however, see the need to officially retire the stuff. Just kinda lay back on the production of it. Less is more, and all that.

In what was probably the strangest news of the week, former boybander Nick Lachey was poised to become a drug kingpin. You see, he’s part owner of a 29-acre marijuana farm in Ohio, and the legalization of marijuana was on Ohio’s ballot. Had the vote passed, Lachey and his partners would’ve made over $1 BILLION, ANNUALLY! They had struck a deal where their farm would be the sole provider of marijuana for the state. Sadly for him, Ohioans struck it down at the polls. So, for now, Justin Timberlake will have to remain the richest boyband alum (unless you count The Beatles, which you SHOULD!).

Tevin Campbell, Pauly Shore, Jenna von Oy – not only are those folks extremely associated with the 90s, but they also happen to be in my favorite Disney film, A Goofy Movie. Designed to be a sequel to the television show Goof Troop, the movie has achieved a cult following over the years. Part of its charm are the songs in the film, performed by fictional R&B star Powerline (Campbell). Well, in a cappella circles, the name “Peter Hollens” carries a lot of weight, so imagine my surprise when I found out he’d arranged a medley of the biggest songs from the movie. Check it out:


Links I Loved

NYCC 2015: Best of TMNT (Part 1 of 2) – The Sewer Den

The 5 Worst Bond Girl Names – The Robot’s Pajamas

Please, No One Come Trick-Or-Treating To My House This Year, For I Will Be Masturbating To Pornography – ClickHole

Four Words We Only Knew Because of Sitcom Opening Themes – UnderScoopFire

The True Story Behind ‘Zola,’ The Epic Twitter Story Too Crazy To Be Real – The Washington Post

SummerSwap2015 – Stop 7 – AEIOU…and Sometimes Why

The Actor Who Played Jar Jar Binks Is Not Sorry – Vice

Your Show Is Dead (or the Age of Denial in Broadcast TV) – The Hollywood Reporter

Will’s Other Posts Of The Week

Mail Call Monday – SummerSwap 2015

Will’s Really Late NYCC 2015 Swag Grab Recap


The biggest news this week had to be the fact that Star Trek is coming back. Sure, we’ve had a couple movies recently, but Trek in its truest form is on television. CBS announced that a new Star Trek series would premiere on CBS in January 2017, and then move to their streaming service, CBS All Access. Alex Kurtzman, co-writer of the past 2 Trek movies will executive produce, so it seems like this show will live in the NuTrek timeline.

Here are my issues with this announcement. First off,  you’re gonna have to pay $6 a month to watch this show. No dice, CBS! As folks online have joked, this will probably be the most torrented show in history. Apparently CBS All Access already streams all the past Star Trek series, but I’d never even heard of the service before this announcement. Next, I’m something of a starship snob, in that I find it hard to really care about any ship not named “Enterprise”. I made an exception with DS9, but it took some time. I couldn’t do it with Voyager. Since there’s already an Enterprise in the movies, I doubt they’d allow that ship to be used. So, we’re probably gonna end up with some janky, Excelsior class ship that I don’t care about, filled with people I don’t care about. Yeah, I’m not being very open-minded here.

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You see, they clearly left the established universe in existence for a reason. They may not be doing anything with it, but the movies don’t affect anything that happens there, and vice versa. If the movies are gonna focus on NuTrek, then let this new show depict what’s going on in the “prime” universe. We never did get to see any real aftermath from the Dominion War. Let’s see that. Hell, I’d probably even rather have that Captain Worf show Michael Dorn’s been trying to make over a series set in NuTrek’s timeline.

At the end of the day, however, new Star Trek can’t be a bad thing. I mean, the show could suck, but we don’t know at this stage of the game. So, I’m going to try to adopt a positive outlook for the sake of my inner Trekker. Seriously, 1994 Will would be bouncing off the walls about this news, but 2015 Will is going to be a bit more reserved. Still, for announcing the first television show in ten years, Star Trek had the West Week Ever.


02nd Nov2015

Mail Call Monday – SummerSwap 2015

by Will

In the words of the immoral theme to Enterprise, “It’s been a long road, getting from there to here.” Not only has it been about 2 years since the last “Mail Call Monday”, but I should’ve written this post about 2 months ago. You see, over the summer, my pal @Dex1138 decided to hold the SummerSwap 2015 – he filled a Priority Box full of geeky stuff, and sent it off to someone. That person was to take what they wanted, and then replace those items with more geeky stuff, and send it off to the next person. And so on and so on. A lot of the folks participating were former members of The League of Extraordinary Bloggers, so I knew I was in good company. I got the box around August, and here’s what I grabbed:

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First up, we’ve got some stickers. I’m a sucker for stickers. When I was 3, I covered out refrigerator with Garbage Pail Kids stickers. My mom initially thought they were cute Cabbage Patch stickers…until it was too late! Muhuhahahahahahaha! Anyway, when I saw these in the box, I had to grab them. There’s a pack of stickers from the Cult Film Club Podcast (check them out if you haven’t already!), and CFC co-host Shawn also included a sticker for his own blog, Branded in the 80s. There’s a pretty sweet Avengers car decal, as well as a nice Masters of the Universe sticker. Rounding them out, there’s a Goonies sticker from the Goonies trading card series.

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Next up, there were the DVDs. First, I grabbed a movie called Manborg. I’ve never heard of it, and I have no clue what it’s about, but it looked too campy to pass up. I look forward to watching it one lonely Winter Saturday. I also grabbed Shogun Assassin, as I actually don’t have any martial arts movies in my collection, so it seemed like as good a time to add one. Finally, I grabbed the Ghostbusters Blu-Ray. I already own the movie, but it’s in DVD format. When it comes to upgrading to the Blu-Ray format, I made a promise to myself that I would only get “epic” movies that deserved to be Blu-Rays. Sure, I kinda broke that rule when I got This Is 40 (long story short: the store was going out of business, and it was, like, $3), but I think Ghostbusters fits that description.

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And here’s the rest. I figured we should take a closer look at each item, so you’ll get a full understanding as to what I grabbed.

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First, there’s a small graphic novel called The Black Wraith. I feel like I actually used to own this, but I’m a sucker for intriguing indie GNs, so I’m looking forward to reading it.

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Next up, I got a glow-in-the-dark mini Mordle. If you’re not familiar with Mordles, you clearly don’t know @JohnDoctorKent. They’re cool little monsters that look great on your desk.

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Then, there was a tiny Pac-Man candy container that works pretty well with 4″ action figures. I plan to take tons of pictures of Finn and Batman, only to post them on Instagram to be completely ignored.

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This is a 20-yr old Happy Meal morpher from when the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie came out. Whoever put this in the box must’ve known it was coming to me. The moment my then-5 month old saw this, she immediately put it in her mouth (that’s her seal of approval). At that moment, there was no doubt that she was my daughter, and I cancelled our trip to the Maury show.

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Finally, there was this mini Bluetooth speaker. The wife was just saying that she wanted one, and voila! Superman sure works in mysterious ways. It’s even got a suction cup, so you can mount it in the shower. There was also a Wolf-Man mini bust, but my pal Keith is a huge Universal Monsters fan, so it found its way into his possession before I could take a picture.

So, what did I add to the box? Well, you can see a lot of it here. Needless to say, I added a LOT of Batman stuff. LEGO, trade paperbacks, etc. And since the box seemed to have a decidedly horror theme to it, I threw in some of that stuff, as well.

Oh, and the box had an official mascot in the form of Dracula. Once we received the box, we were to take pics of Drac in his new surroundings.

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Here’s Drac with the wife’s wine bottle collection. I guess he heard there were “spirits” nearby. Ha!

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Gamera and Alex wanted to show Drac their cork collection. He was far from impressed.

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BIFF! SOCK! Dracula was invited to a swinging 60s party, but he wasn’t really feeling it.

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Drac later checked in on the local villain scene, but realized he was overdressed for the festivities.

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Finally, Drac hung out with Not Hobbes. Yes, that’s what I named him. The Target Corporation is really skating on thin ice with this one. The photo is blurry to protect Drac’s identity when Bill Watterson’s lawyers come calling.

In the end, it was a fun experiment, and I’d like to thank Dex for putting it together. I hope he organizes it again next year, as I definitely want to participate. And I promise not to take so long with my recap next time. Meanwhile, be sure to check out his blog AEIOU…and Sometimes Why.

23rd Oct2015

West Week Ever – 10/23/15

by Will




When Mr. Robot debuted, many critics had the same question: “Why is this show on USA?” It’s not just that the show was good, but it also didn’t tonally fit with USA’s other offerings. Well, that’s how I feel about Satisfaction. I’ve written about the show in the past, but in case you forgot, here’s the gist: When Neil Truman discovers that his wife has been paying a male escort for sex, he becomes a male escort himself to get a better understanding as to why she sought one out. The show debuted last year, along with drama Rush, and it was the lone survivor of the pair. The second season premiered last Friday, and in an interesting move, USA released the entire season online and on demand Saturday morning. So, I spent most of my free time this week burning through the new season.

At its core, Satisfaction is more of a Fox show, with more sexual content than you can get away with on that network. If anything, it probably belongs on FX, as it’s the spiritual cousin of Nip/Tuck. It’s a sudsy primetime soap, with morally ambiguous characters and gratuitous butt shots. Over the course of the season, Neil and wife Grace discover that their infidelities may have actually made their marriage stronger. The season deals with them trying to find their way back to each other. They know they can’t really go back to their old lives, so they try to figure out where they’re going. There’s so much going on this season, though, that I don’t even want to get into all of it. If you’re curious, just watch the show. In case you haven’t picked up on it yet, I HIGHLY recommend this show. The season is a bit bittersweet, however, as I really don’t know if there’ll be a third season. When NBC released all of Aquarius online, it actually worked in that show’s favor, but part of me feels like this is a burn-off for Satisfaction. The season finale is a fitting way to end, should it turn out to be the end of the series, but it definitely sets up an interesting landscape for season 3. Luckily, the story editor for the show is the husband of a college friend. So, if it gets cancelled, I’m just going to try to find out what they would have done had it been renewed.

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On TV, I also checked out Amy Schumer: Live At The Apollo. I’m a Schumer fan, so I expected big things. I was kinda disappointed, though. Clocking in at an hour, it felt like warm-up material. I don’t feel like she really found her groove until just before the special ended. Apparently there’s an extended version airing on October 30th, so maybe that one will be better? I guess I’ll just have to wait and see.


Another thing I watched this week was the movie Frozen. No, not the Disney film. This 2010 thriller stars X-Men‘s Iceman, Shawn Ashmore, and centers around 3 people who find themselves stuck on a chair lift at a ski resort. It’s not the kind of movie that I’d ever watch on my own, plus I’d never even heard of it before, but it was recommended by my good buddy Mike. When 3 college kids sneak their way onto a ski run, they get more than they bargained for when the resort closes while they’re still on the lift. Then, they have to deal with the height, the cold, wolves, and more as they struggle to survive. On paper, you really wouldn’t see how they get a whole movie out of that, but it works. And as Mike and I discussed, it’s the PERFECT length at about 90 minutes. Apparently when the film screened at the Sundance Film Festival, it caused multiple faintings from all the tension. I don’t know about all that, but it’s definitely a movie that keeps you engaged the entire time. The whole thing is on YouTube, so check it out if you’re curious.


Also, I checked out a new webseries called Surviving, from actress/writer/producer Reagan Gomez-Preston. Remember that show on The WB called The Parent ‘Hood? Starred Robert Townsend? She played the daughter on that. Oh, and she was the voice of Roberta on The Cleveland Show. Anyway, she now creates webseries that are partially crowdfunded, and I just happened to stumble upon the second episode. I enjoyed it enough that I went back and watched the first. Basically, it’s an “urban” version of The Walking Dead – which is actually needed, seeing as how that show treats its Black characters not named “Michonne”. It’s too soon to really tell what’s happening, but I like what I see. Generally, I hate fan film/webseries stuff, but this looks really professional, and I’m really eager to see where it goes. New episodes come out weekly, and Reagan’s currently seeking funding for season 2.


I’ve made a decision, and I think it might be an unpopular one: I don’t think I’m going to watch Supergirl. As its Monday premiere gets closer, I realize that I really just don’t care. As comic fans, we’re expected to clamor for all of this stuff, even when it’s not necessarily our cup of tea. Gotham didn’t do it for me, and I bailed. I don’t think I even wanna hop on the Kara train. I love what Greg Berlanti does for DC properties on television, but there’s already so much TV to watch. I think the main clincher for me, though, was that contrary to early reports, this show will not be connected to the Berlantiverse (Arrow/The Flash/Legends of Tomorrow/Vixen) established on CBS’s sister network, The CW. I just don’t have the patience or the capacity for another mythology and another universe. I know I’m not even giving it a chance, but I just don’t think I can get on that horse. I hope Supergirl‘s successful, and I hope it acquires legions of fans. I’m just tired, man. I can’t keep doing this, and I’ve got to know my limits.

And now I’ll look like a hypocrite because I’m excited for the November 20th debut of Jessica Jones on Netflix. The trailer above was just released this morning, and it looks really good. It looks like they’re focusing on the final arc of the Alias series, called “Purple”, where we learn about Jessica’s past as a hero, and her downfall at the hands of The Purple Man. Here’s what sets Jessica Jones apart from Supergirl: I have loved the Jessica Jones character since the first issue of Alias back in 2001. I’ve got no real love for Supergirl, but I’ve bought every comic that Jessica has appeared in. She was my Miles Morales before there was a Miles Morales. In fact, a part of me feels some kinda way about all the Johnny Come Latelies who are just discovering her now. Hell, if there was this much attention on her 10 years ago, her series might still be running, instead of her just appearing as a background character in Avengers stories. Plus, I kinda miss Alias Jessica. She was rough around the edges and not very entrenched in the “cape world”. While she’s had a full character arc, and has matured, I still miss the alcoholic, loner, “Mature Readers” Jess that we met when she was introduced. Oh well, the trailer looks great, and Krysten Ritter seems to have captured the tone of the character, so I’m there for this.

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In other TV news, there’s a Cruel Intentions television series in the works. Again. A lot of folks don’t realize this, but there was already a Cruel Intentions television show in development back in 1999. Originally called Manchester Prep, it was meant to serve as a prequel to the movie. Fox, however, cancelled it before it even aired, so the 3 completed episodes were released to video as Cruel Intentions 2. Now, NBC seems to think this is an idea worth revisiting. Does anyone even remember Cruel Intentions? It has basically one claim to pop culture fame: the kiss between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair. Anyway, this television series would be a sequel, as it would focus on the son of Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon’s characters.


At the other end of the television spectrum, it was announced that Mythbusters is ending after 14 years. I know the “I Fucking Love Science” bunch have always liked that show, but I’ve probably seen, maybe, 2 episodes of it. I don’t know, but I like to think there’s a little magic to the world. I don’t want my myths busted. To me, what they do is akin to spoiling a magic trick. Sure, I watched the superhero episode, and the one where they tested whether or not you could actually “Knight Rider” a moving car into a moving semi; I’m not a monster! But I just never really dug what they were doing. I dunno. Call me crazy. Anyway, the writing’s been on the wall for some time, especially when they cut the hot chick, the Asian dude, and that other guy due to financial reasons last year. I think it’s still a respected brand, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Mythbusters specials still popped up in the future.

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Speaking of losing money on shows, it was reported that Yahoo! lost $42 million on their failed Yahoo! Screen experiment. Basically created to showcase the newly-acquired Community, the service also featured other original programs like Sin City Saints and Other Space. I LOVED Other Space, so it saddens me that we’re probably not getting a second season. It was clearly cheap to produce, and it was created by Paul Feig – who everyone loves for Bridesmaids and Spy. Anyway, it seems like Yahoo! is exiting the original show-length content world for the time being, as they just couldn’t figure out how to make any money off of the venture.


In reality television, it’s been announced that Simon Cowell will be joining America’s Got Talent next season. I’ve missed Simon on American television. Sure, he tried and failed to bring The X-Factor over here, but I’ve always loved his honesty. Plus, unlike a lot of these judges on these shows, he’s actually a starmaker. He knows his shit. The Voice may be the most popular competition show on television, but I will never stop pointing out that it has yet to produce a single STAR. Simon by himself has created and nurtured stars, so I’d be interested to see what he brings to the show.

The trailer was released for Aziz Ansari’s Netflix series Master of None, and it looks like a mumblecore movie. I’ve often said that I’m not a fan of Aziz 2.0, as his whole thing now is “I’m a relationship guru for the digital age!”, but I’ll check this out. At its worst, it just looks like his version of Louie or Maron, and there are worse templates to steal.


In movie news, Dacre Montgomery has been cast as the Red Ranger for the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. I know nothing about this kid, and that’s probably how they want it. Unknowns bring no baggage to the role. Still, I’m not sure I’m down with his look. From a Power Rangers standpoint, he looks more like a Billy than a Jason. Anyway, I’m really starting to wonder if they’re gonna mimic the whole ethnicity joke from the original series: is the Black Ranger going to be a Black actor? How about the Yellow Ranger? Surely Saban has learned from that experience, right? RIGHT?


UPDATE: About 30 minutes after I wrote that, the official Power Rangers account announced that Ludi Lin will be playing the Black Ranger. So, Asian guy got that slot. Guess Saban DID learn from the past. That means we either get a Black guy Blue Ranger, or a Black girl Yellow Ranger.

Links I Loved

JJ Abrams Wants to Kill Your Dad – UnderScoopFire!

Reused Sci-Fi Costumes – The Robot’s Pajamas

Is Playboy Stigmatizing Nudity By No Longer Celebrating It In Its Pages? – UPROXX


The official poster for Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released, quickly followed by the final trailer. And the Internet WENT CRAZY! People were tweeting about the boners they were getting from watching the trailer, while the nefarious #BoycottStarWarsVII hashtag started trending as a couple of trolls tried to say that the movie promoted anti-White genocide. Whatever. I hope John Boyega and Daisy Ridley have a bunch of little Force-sensitive mulatto babies to really piss those folks off! Anyway, the trailer was released during, of all places, Monday Night Football, and Fandango subsequently crashed as tickets sales opened up for the movie. What did I think? Well, I like Boyega’s blue laser sword, and it was cool to see Han Skywalker again (I wonder how many heads exploded after reading that sentence). All kidding aside, it looks really cool, and I look forward to seeing it. Probably not opening day, ’cause I didn’t try to get tickets, nor do I wanna deal with those “opening day” people. Star Wars was all anyone could talk about this week. That is, until…


Wednesday was Back to the Future Day, as we finally saw the date referenced in Back to the Future II. The subject of many an Internet hoax, the wrong date has been surfacing online every few months for years, but the TRUE date was October 21st, 2015. To commemorate the occasion, Pepsi released a limited quantity of Pepsi Perfect in the same bottle as seen in the movie, Nike released self-lacing shoes, and USA Today reprinted the same front page and logo as seen in the film. The city of Reston, Virginia became Hilldale for the day. Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd reprised on their roles on Jimmy Kimmel Live. In all, it was a day of celebration for everyone, and it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. That’s right – from Wednesday on, the Back to the Future franchise now entirely takes place in the past. Breathe in that mortality, and smell the oncoming death. We’re all getting old, folks. Everything we love is getting old with us. But that’s not a bad thing, as they don’t make movies and TV like they used to – even though they keep remaking those things, trying to recapture the magic. In any case, for teaching us the “Power of Love”, and for being a historic day that will never occur again, Back to the Future Day had the West Week Ever.

16th Oct2015

West Week Ever – 10/16/15

by Will

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Nah, I don’t feel like talking about New York Comic Con right now. I’m still gathering my thoughts, so look for a standalone post about that next week. So, let’s get on with the pop culture news!


Playboy‘s getting rid of all the titties! Yes, I understand that the Internet exists, chock full of free pornography, but Playboy is an institution. It was THE place to go to see the next Baywatch babes or the forgotten starlets trying to shake their youthful image. Remember how much you wanted to see Tiffany’s breasts? Playboy made that happen. And Debbie Gibson, though that wasn’t as exciting. Regardless, Playboy was a “sophisticated man’s” gateway to nudity. That’s right – women in Playboy aren’t naked, they’re nude. There’s a certain level of class there. They’re not spread eagle or anything like that. Well, starting in the March 2016 issue, they will be doing away with that nudity. Instead, they said that the pictures would be more PG-13, and it’s unclear as to whether or not there will still be a centerfold. So, Playboy‘s basically becoming Maxim with better articles. They make more money by licensing the brand than from the magazine, as the magazine’s circulation is only about 800,000 right now. Print’s dead, and they’d probably make just as much money putting out old issues of Ranger Rick. This just seems like such a last gasp from a desperate company. The Playboy brand is too iconic to try to go family friendly at this point. Just because there are no nipples, it’s still not gonna be included on your kid’s Scholastic order form. I don’t think this move will make the magazine more appealing to anyone not already buying it, and I think it’ll hurt the existing customer base. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.

Thor Ragnarok

It’s been confirmed that Hulk will play a role in Thor: Ragnarok. I’m not quite sure how I feel about this. I mean, I didn’t really like Thor: The Dark World, but I don’t know if adding Hulk to the recipe is going to really add anything. I keep seeing all of these articles about “Where does Hulk go in the quinjet after Age of Ultron?”, and I’m just wondering “Does it matter?” I mean, he’ll eventually land somewhere, and he’ll definitely be back, so I guess I don’t feel like there’s some big story to be told about where he went when he left the team, but maybe that’ll end up leading into Ragnarok.

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Meanwhile at NYCC, Marvel showed the first episode of Jessica Jones, as well as a sneak peak at Daredevil season 2. Well, not a few days later, the rumor surfaced that Marvel was working on a Moon Knight series to join the other Netflix shows. This followed on the heels of another rumor that Marvel may be scrapping the Iron Fist series altogether. This latter rumor doesn’t come as much of a surprise, as the series has been delayed, reportedly, because Marvel isn’t quite sure how to handle the property. The big question was about how mystical it should be. Considering they’re already in pre-production on Luke Cage, and there doesn’t seem to be a plan to (logically) introduce Danny Rand/Iron Fist in that series, I wouldn’t be surprised if this rumor turned out to be true.


In other Marvel rumors, they’re reportedly seeking Ryan Coogler to direct Black Panther. Fruitvale Station‘s been on my DVR for over a year, so I’m not really familiar with his work, but folks who’ve seen it seem to be excited by this news. He’s also the director of the upcoming Creed, which looks great. So, maybe this would be a great pick after all. I’ve got no real love for the character, so my excitement won’t really mount until I see a trailer.


Finally in Marvel rumors, there was a brief period yesterday when sites across the Internet were reporting that Marvel had gotten the Fantastic Four rights back from Fox. This was mainly triggered by the news that Marvel and Fox were teaming up for 2 X-Men shows on the various Fox networks. It was speculated that Fox relinquished the film rights to FF in return for the TV rights to X-Men. By midday, this was proven false, but the fact remains that there will be two X-Men shows in development. First up, Legion is being developed for FX by Fargo executive producer Noah Hawley. It focuses on Professor Xavier’s son, David Haller, whose schizophrenia might be something more than doctors previously thought. I’ve got to say that I hate Legion. Let me say it again: I fucking HATE Legion. He’s a terrible character whose only real claim to fame is that he triggered the “Age of Apocalypse” storyline. Other than that, he’s just annoying and worthless. NO interest in this show whatsoever. Next up, Hellfire is in development for Fox, focusing on X-Men foes The Hellfire Club. It’ll focus on a special agent who stumbles upon an exclusive club of millionaires bent on world conquest. Again, do not want. I feel like these shows are focusing on some of the least interesting aspects of a franchise that is still sort of fleshing itself out onscreen. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. works because of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The X-Men Universe, however, was blown to smithereens in Days of Future Past, so it’s almost like these shows are being built on uncertain ground. Oh, and they’re gonna need to change that title from Hellfire (which is admittedly a working title), as that’s gonna alienate some folks not familiar with the property.

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In non-Marvel news, they’re working on Die Hard 6, which will reportedly be a sequel AND a prequel. The movie will be book-ended by footage of Bruce Willis basically playing himself (that’s every Bruce Willis role these days), but the middle of the movie will feature a younger actor as a beat cop John McClane in 1979 NYC. I’m not really sure how to take this. I love Die Hard, and actually love most of the sequels. This one is going to be directed by Len Wiseman, who directed Live Free or Die Hard – the second movie of the franchise that I ever saw (the first was Die Hard With A Vengeance. Yeah, I saw them out of order). The studio clearly wants more Die Hard in a world where Bruce Willis couldn’t care less. I mean, A Good Day To Die Hard was clearly meant as a torch passing movie, but the film-going audience just ain’t letting Jai Courtney happen. It was pretty disappointing, as Willis spent most of the movie saying, “I’m on vacation.” There’s only so much shit you can put John McClane through, as he’s not Jack Bauer. That’s the trick to the franchise: John McClane is a regular cop who’s out of his depth when Die Hard happens. He’s not trained for this stuff. He improvises and rises to the challenge. And he subsequently rose to the challenge 4 more times. It’s over now. He’s old and his time is over. How about a Die Hard that doesn’t even feature a McClane? Why does this stuff only have to happen to one family? It’s time to move on.

Things You Might Have Missed This Week

-The CW announced that this, the 22nd, will be the final cycle for America’s Next Top Model.

-ABC’s Fresh of the Boat and Quantico were given full-season episode orders

-ABC is reportedly working on a television adaptation of My Best Friend’s Wedding, as well as another reboot of Fantasy Island – which will feature a female lead and NO ISLAND (?!).

-Meanwhile, Fox has cut the episode order for Minority Report from 13 to 10. So, it’s basically cancelled. It’s not an official cancellation, though, so we’re still awaiting the first cancellation of the 2015-2016 TV season

-Paramount is reportedly reworking the planned sequel to Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters into a television series. It’s unsure if stars Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner will be a part of the show, but let’s be realistic – they won’t be.

-Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures have announced a shared cinematic universe starring King Kong and Godzilla across three movies.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip will open opposite Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Links I Loved

John Amos on Mary Tyler Moore, Racism on Set, and Playing the First Black Family Man – Vulture

The Worst Halloween Costumes of 2015 – The Robot’s Pajamas

“I Was Killed When I Was 27”: The Curious Afterlife of Terence Trent D’Arby – NewStatesman

Why I Can Never Order from Chipotle Again – Quiet Revolution


When not blogging about popular culture, I like to run my mouth on various podcasts. Luckily for me, there are a few out there who like to converse with me about anything from comics to television theme songs. One of my favorite shows is the Nerd Lunch Podcast, where I’ve been a member of their “Fourth Chair Army” five times. I always have a great time on their show and this week they celebrated a milestone: they released their 200th episode. It’s hard delivering a podcast week in and week out. Hell, I can barely write this post some weeks, so I can only imagine what goes into putting out a podcast. They’ve done it 200+ times (there are a few lost episodes. I was even on one of them!). The thing I love about our little community is that we all genuinely care about what the other is up to. I love to hear my name randomly mentioned on a Nerd Lunch episode, and I know that cohost CT loves it when Nerd Lunch is mentioned in West Week Ever. Well, this week I’m going a step further. Not only am I mentioning Nerd Lunch, but in honor of their achievement, I’m declaring that the Nerd Lunch Podcast had the West Week Ever. If you’ve never listened to their show, there’s no time like the present. Covering 200 episodes, they’ve discussed everything from fantasy casting to junk food to drill-downs on popular movie franchises (Mad Max, Star Wars, etc). There’s something for everyone, so give them a listen, and tell ’em Will sent ya! Congrats on 200 episodes, and here’s to 200 more!

09th Oct2015

West Week Ever – 10/9/15

by Will




Do ya like superheroes? Chances are, if you’re reading this site, you do. Well, have you heard of SuperMansion? It’s a stop-motion animated show about a ragtag group of superheroes, created by the folks behind Robot Chicken. Need more reason to watch it? Well, the team is led by Titanium Rex, voiced by Bryan Cranston. New episodes go live every Thursday on Crackle. Never heard of Crackle? That’s cool – a lot of people haven’t. It’s Sony’s streaming platform that they don’t quite know how to succeed with. Anyway, the show premiered officially yesterday, even though the first episode has been available for a few weeks. I watched it while I was in Denver, and it was pretty funny. If anything, though, it might be too long. I tend to hate the Adult Swim 12-minute episode format, but I think this show would actually benefit from it. I kinda wish it was on something other than Crackle, which just isn’t a destination site for me. Right now, it probably ranks below Yahoo! Screen, and I’d probably be more interested in seeking it out on something like Netflix. Yeah, I guess I’m a streaming snob now.


Speaking of networks, on January 1st, ABC Family changes to Freeform. It’s part of their rebranding to appeal to Millennials, who make up most of their audience. I hate the name (especially as a hashtag), but I’m also not their core audience. In fact, up until recently, I was convinced that nobody watched ABC Family. I mean, Melissa & Joey? Baby Daddy? Who’s watching that shit? Now, my wife did watch that deaf girl show, and other folks have told me their wives have got them watching shows on there, so maybe instead of Freeform they should’ve gone with Whipped.


Keeping it in the ABC/Disney family, let’s talk about this new Disney princess. Auli’i Cravalho will voice the title character in the upcoming animated film Moana. It’s about a teen from 2,000 years ago who sets out to fulfill an ancestor’s quest. The movie will also star The Rock (yeah, I thought about typing out his full name, but he’s always gonna just be The Rock to me). Folks seems so excited about another princess of color, but the door for acceptance was shut after Mulan. I don’t see that chick from The Princess and the Frog showing up in any Disney parades. Sure, there’ll be a marketing push when the movie comes out, but I’m skeptical that Moana will be invited to join the exclusive club of Disney Princesses that everyone knows and loves.


Disney announced their release dates for the next few years, and folks are upset that Toy Story 4 has been delayed due to Cars 3. I could really do without either of them. I still haven’t seen any of the Cars movies, but I did see Toy Story 3. Maybe I’m heartless, but I still don’t understand why folks consider that movie to be such a tearjerker. It did nothing for me. It was a serviceable movie, but I’m in that “Pixar Can’t Make Me Cry Unless It’s The First 15 Minutes of Up” crowd. Anyway, Disney will be soaking up all your tears with the cash you’ll undoubtedly give them for Toy Story 4: Cash Grab. Who am I kidding? My kid will be old enough to go to movies by then, so I’ll probably be sitting right there in the theater with you.

Picture courtesy of @nerdlunch

Picture courtesy of @nerdlunch

This is a nice segue into Marvel news. That same Disney release date schedule included 3 unnamed Marvel movies slated for 2020. More importantly, though, it indicated a shift in the previously-announced Phase 3 schedule. Black Panther moves from July to February, Captain Marvel moves from 2018 to 2019, and the newly-announced Ant-Man and The Wasp is now slated for July 6, 2018 (Black Panther‘s old date). The Black Panther shift is interesting because not only is it no longer positioned as a summer blockbuster, but now it’s actually coming out during Black History Month. Can you believe that? The Ant-Man sequel is interesting in that it appears to be giving The Wasp equal billing. And I kinda feel like Marvel’s stalling on Captain Marvel, even though the adjusted release date doesn’t give them that much more time to get it together.

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Speaking of Marvel on film, earlier this week I made the remark on Twitter that Yancy Butler would’ve made a great Jessica Jones – if it were 10 years ago and she didn’t have a huge drinking problem. After all, when looking at Michael Gaydos’ original art, that’s pretty much how I pictured the character: indicators of attractiveness, yet still a little “hard lived”. Plus, I see a lot of parallels between Jones and Sara Pezzini, the cop Butler portrayed on TNT’s Witchblade. It’s no secret that I’ve not a fan of Krysten Ritter’s casting in the role, and I just feel like Butler would look a bit more like the character. Well, as commonly happens on Twitter, some rando came out of the woodworks, trying to tell me that I shouldn’t be judgey about Butler’s alcoholic past, as the same thing happened to Eric Dane on Grey’s Anatomy and nobody shunned him like they did Butler. Wow. Everybody’s a superfan these days. Anyway, I explained that I wasn’t being judgmental, but Butler’s past with substance abuse has clearly had a negative effect on her career. And who the Hell cares about Eric Dane?

Power Man and Iron First

This week is just segue-palooza, as we move from talking about Jessica Jones to talking about her husband, Luke Cage. It was announced this week that Cyborg‘s David Walker will be writing a new Power Man and Iron Fist series for Marvel. I’m a fan of Walker’s work, so I’ll check it out, but I’m still not sold on Sanford Greene’s art. It’s a little too “Chris Bachalo” for me, meaning it’s kinda all over the place. Not quite sure how to interpret the tone of the book from it. Still, I’ll check out the first issue. It’s not like it’s gonna last longer than 2 years anyway. That’s not a diss on the creative team. It’s just the proven track record of recent books starring those characters.


This week, writer/filmmaker/artist/crazy old man Frank Miller revealed his cover for Dark Knight Universe Presents: The Atom, and the Internet lost its shit. I mean, just look at it. Look at how bad that is. Still, some industry pros came to Miller’s defense, saying that we should be glad he can still put out work at all. The rumor is that he has cancer and couldn’t even hold a pencil without shaking just a year ago. So, we should all be glad he got well enough to make this cover, right? Right? Wrong. Look, I don’t wish any ill on the man, but that’s bad work. And before somebody comes at me with the “Well, could you do better?”, I probably could. So, on the plus side, Frank Miller’s not dead. On the negative side, he hasn’t retired yet.

Naomi Scott Pink Ranger

In Power Rangers news, Naomi Scott has been confirmed as the Pink Ranger in Lionsgate’s upcoming Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. I know absolutely nothing about this chick, but apparently she was one of the stars of Fox’s canceled Terra Nova. Oh, and she’s married to a Black soccer player. So, she’s OK in my book! Really, though, I can see why they’re skewing more to unknown-ish actors, as no self-respecting actor wants Power Rangers on their resume, yet this is the perfect kind of thing for an up and comer. It’s just weird to me that she was born in 1993 – the same year that MMPR started. Like, has she even watched MMPR before? By the time she was “of age”, they were probably on Lost Galaxy by then. Anyway, I’ve really got no strong feelings about this movie. I want to get excited, but I know Saban will do things on the cheap. Meanwhile, I don’t really understand the affinity for the Mighty Morphin incarnation of the brand. Sure, it was the first, but it only holds meaning to a bunch of old people who’ll take their kids to see the movie. It doesn’t really mean much to the kids themselves. I’d almost rather them do something completely original, under the Power Rangers umbrella, with the same sentai overtones. New characters, new Zords. Hell, even new, original suits – they basically did it for the first movie. I’d be excited about a Power Rangers movie, but I’m not too keen on another Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. I guess only folks familiar with the fluctuations of the franchise will understand the distinction.


Meanwhile in Power Rangers news, the original Pink Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson, turned 45 this week. A moment of silence for our lost pubescence.

Links I Loved

Rick Moranis Isn’t Retired ( He Just Doesn’t Know How To Change His Wikipedia Page) – The Hollywood Reporter


This MMA Fighter Pooped All Over The Ring After Getting Choked Out – UPROXX

Inside the Intense, Insular World of AOL Disc Collecting – Vice

On burnouts and buttheads – Cool and Collected


At this point, I think it’s safe to say that New York Comic Con is going to be huge. As San Diego Comic-Con got huge and sold out to Hollywood, NYCC has gotten huge in just a short amount of time – and still primarily focuses on comics. Starting yesterday and running through Sunday, look for some big announcements from the major publishers this weekend. Most of the big SDCC announcements leaked before that show this year, but there seem to be some surprises in store for NYCC. Also, in what I believe to be a first, the Javits Center will be offering free wifi, courtesy of LexCorp. Yup, free Internet from Lex Luthor himself. I may not be looking forward to Dawn of Justice, but I’ll take the freebies that come along with it. I’m looking forward to it, as I’ll be making my grand return to the Javits Center Sunday morning. I missed Baltimore Comic-Con a few weeks back, so I’m making up for it by making the sojourn to The Big Apple. Needless to say, I’m a little excited, as I hope I run into a few of you on the con floor. So, in my mind, New York Comic Con is having the West Week Ever.

02nd Oct2015

West Week Ever – 10/2/15

by Will

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This has been a bit of a slow week, so bear with me here. Let’s see what pop culture goodness I was able to dredge from the pond of mediocrity that was this week.


The Fall television season got into full swing this week, as the shows that didn’t debut last week finally made their appearance. First up was Grandfathered from Fox. Starring John Stamos, it’s about a restaurateur who finds out that he’s a father and a grandfather on the same day. It appears he had a fling with Paget Brewster (I LOVE her) 25 years ago, which yielded a son that he didn’t know about. Now, said son (formerly fat Josh Peck) has his own child (a daughter), who was the result of a one-night fling with his friend (Christina Milian). So, son seeks out dad to get pointers on how to woo girl and get out of the Friend Zone. There’s a LOT going on here, but it’s still a cute show with a lot of heart. I don’t know if it’ll last, but I’ll watch it for as long as it’s around – especially since it’s on opposite The Muppets, which I don’t plan to watch again.


Also on Tuesday night, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. returned for its third season, and it didn’t skimp on the action. I still, however, don’t really find the team members that likable, but it at least feels like they’re trying now. It was also nice to get Sokovia references and an appearance by the President from Iron Man 3 to reinforce that this is a shared universe. If they can’t get the big guns, I appreciate them getting the little guys. Still don’t care about The Inhumans, so it’ll be interesting to see if it holds my attention for the full season. I do like that they’re competing with Constance Zimmer (LOVE her, too), who seems to be running some sort of shadow agency for the government, rounding up Inhumans.


Meanwhile in TV land, it’s rumored that Zack Snyder might be developing a Watchmen TV series for HBO. Why, I do not know. That ship has sailed. I was OK with the movie. Didn’t hate it, but didn’t love it. It had too many parts that were like an film student’s final project (all the music video stuff), and lots of blue dong. Still, it told its story rather well, and was pretty accurate except for the lack of the blue squid. This is the type of project that I hope falls apart in pre-production.


Also, for you Whovians, there’s a new Doctor Who spinoff called Class, which will focus on some kids dealing with the paranormal at a school. If you ask me, it sounds a lot like Strange Days at Blake Holsey High – a Canadian show that aired on NBC Saturday mornings during their Discovery Kids block. That show dealt with a very similar premise, as the school was located next to a wormhole. I really enjoyed that show, but never saw the finale, as it got canceled in the US before it ended. Still, I’m not a Doctor Who fan, so this ain’t for me. In fact, it doesn’t seem like it’s for most adult Who fans. If anything, it seems like this might be designed to take the place of The Sarah Jane Adventures, which used to serve as the gateway show for kids to get into the Doctor Who franchise. I really kind of admire how the Doctor Who franchise caters to different demographics. You’ve got Class for the kids, while the mothership is for the sci fi heads. Meanwhile, Torchwood was the sexier, mature show. The latter is over for now, but I wouldn’t be surprised if something came along to fill that void soon.


New The Daily Show host Trevor Noah debuted his incarnation of the show this week. I missed it, but I’m hearing good things online. Of course folks will always compare him to Jon Stewart, but that’s to be expected. To me, I hope he’s the exact opposite of Stewart, whom I never really liked. If that’s the case, I might actually start watching that show – as long as it’s not on against one of my favorite episodes of Family Guy


In the world of movies, there’s a rumor that Ivan Reitman and Dan Aykroyd might be working on a Ghostbusters animated film. Man, Sony is really milking that son of a bitch dry, aren’t they? I get that they need a new franchise, as the Men In Black thing sort of petered out for them, but this might be too much Ghostbusters at once. For the moment, we’ve already got the Paul Feig film coming, and then a rumored all-male version. Now, this? I guess if it gets them to finally re-release Ecto-Cooler, then it was worth it, but I just feel like they’re doing too much with this property at once.


Pitch Perfect 3 has received the release date that was originally slated for Pacific Rim 2. I don’t have any strong feelings about this. I loved Pitch Perfect, but still haven’t seen the second one. Meanwhile, Pacific Rim has been sitting on my DVR for over a year. Can we talk about how Anna Kendrick looks like a sexy rat? Like, she’s the personification of Gadget from Chip ‘N Dale Rescue Rangers. Am I the only one who sees this?


Speaking of movies, when did the new DVD release day move to Friday? I knew that music was moving, but I didn’t know all physical disc media was moving. That kinda sucks, as it means that any sale on a new release will now probably last 2 days (Friday and Saturday) before the next week’s sale kicks in. Anyway, this is a drawn-out way of saying that Avengers: Age of Ultron comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray today.


In comic news, it was announced that the Daredevil team of Mark Waid and Chris Samnee will be relaunching Black Widow for Marvel following Secret Wars. I’ve got to be honest: I only read the last Black Widow series because I love the art of Phil Noto. I’m not quite sure if I ever really enjoyed the story or the character – it was just beautiful to look at. So, with that in mind, I’m probably not gonna be on board for this new series.


In the podcasting world, this week saw us celebrating Podcast Day. I’m not sure how long this has been a thing, but it’s a great opportunity for you to check out the latest 2-part season premiere of Classick Team-up, where Classick and I discuss everything from the new TV season to the upcoming Black Panther comic series. You should check it out here and here.

Power Rangers 800

In a week where nothing really happened, Power Rangers stands when the dust settles. After 22 seasons, tomorrow will see the 800th episode of the franchise. EIGHT HUNDRED EPISODES. Can you believe that?! When I saw the premiere, that Saturday morning back in 1993, I thought it was some cheesy shit. I had no clue that it would span 2 decades, countless incarnations, and even more action figures and playsets. It was the #1 boy’s toy for the first ten years of its existence. And in a “snake eating its tale” fashion, now our adapted Power Rangers episodes are being re-dubbed and aired in Japan and Korea. I’ve written way too much about the franchise to go through all of that again (seriously, there’s a Power Rangers tag over to the right. Just click that). It’s safe to say that the franchise has meant a lot to me over the years, so I’m proud of this unbelievable accomplishment. 800 episodes! Man. Anyway, with that in mind, Power Rangers had the West Week Ever.

25th Sep2015

West Week Ever – 9/25/15

by Will

Welcome to the West Week Ever Late Express Edition! I’m actually traveling but the show must go on, right? Since tablet WordPress is a bitch, there won’t be any pictures or special characters this week. Sorry for the bare bones approach but at least I’m putting something out!

So, last week, I found myself watching Fury. War movies aren’t usually my cup of tea, but I’d been intrigued about it since I’d first seen the trailer. If you’re not familiar, it’s set in the last days of World War II, and Brad Pitt leads a ragtag group assigned to a tank. Finding themselves outgunned and outmanned, they decide to try to hold down a critical crossroad from the Germans. It was a really good movie, with great performances by Pitt, Michael Pena, and even Shia. I missed the first 15 minutes, so I know I’ll be rewatching it soon. I highly recommend it!

I also found myself watching Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie . The man on the street doesn’t realize that there were actually TWO theatrically released Power Rangers movies. That’s mainly because the second came out after the show’s popularity had peaked AND it sucked. At least that’s how I remembered it. Looking at it with fresher eyes, it’s not the travesty I remembered. And it did something daring by introducing the first (and only) kid Power Ranger. I can see where they were going with that: allow a kid to be a Ranger so that the kid viewers could have someone to identify with. Sure, it makes sense on paper, but I’m not sure they nailed the execution. I’d also kinda forgotten how hot villainess Divatox was, even though she was nothing but a terrorist (she hid bombs in parks. THAT is the definition of a terrorist ). At the end of the day, it didn’t deserve a theatrical release, but it would’ve made a pretty decent TV movie.

I’ve had a Cappella on the brain this week. It started when Facebook recommended a local a Cappella group’s upcoming auditions. I did a little background research on them, and that led me down the rabbit hole of local post – collegiate a Cappella groups. Well, in my travels, I discovered Acaville Radio – a 24/7 streaming service dedicated to nothing but a Cappella. They’ve got high school groups, college groups, and even pro groups. I’ve also struck up a nice little dialogue with the person running their Twitter account. It seems like they focus mainly on tracks from post-2002, as that’s where the audience feedback drove them. Luckily, my “Drops of Jupiter” came out in 2002…

Speaking of music, I finally checked out SiriusXM’s Yacht Rock Radio the day before it was set to go away forever. If you’re not familiar with the concept of Yacht Rock, think of Adult Contemporary music circa 1980. It’s smooth and relaxing – the kind of stuff you’d listen to on your boat. That said, I really like the format. What Sirius was doing, though, didn’t really work for me. It was a little too Leo Sayer when I wanted more Doobie Bros. I know you’ve got to dig out some deep cuts to keep a radio station going, but I didn’t recognize a lot of the songs, which killed the singalongability of the whole thing. If it comes back next summer, maybe I’ll give it another shot.

In the world of TV, the 2015-2016 television season kicked off this week. I checked out The Muppets on ABC and I really didn’t like it. In fact, I actually fell asleep on it 20 minutes in. I didn’t laugh once. I just think the whole mockumentary thing is over. A Facebook friend pointed out that it’s essentially 30 Rock with Muppets, which sounds like how they probably pitched the show. The difference, however, is that 30 Rock was enjoyable.

I was glad to see the return of Fresh Off The Boat. It appears creator Eddie Huang’s voiceovers are gone, which I don’t really miss. It pears ABC distanced themselves from him following his racist and misogynistic Twitter rant last spring. It’ll be interesting to see how performs against The Grinder, Best Time Ever, and The Flash once they’re all in their regular timeslots.

Speaking of Best Time Ever, I’m still critiquing the show, wondering what might have been. At this point, I think I’ve isolated some problems. First off, the Get Ready hidden camera segment and the karaoke bit need to go. The Hell, even the game show portion, Get Lucky, isn’t even that strong. The strongest bits are NPH’s challenges and the big number at the finale. It could also probably benefit from being 30 minutes instead of a whole hour.

It was announced this week that Ta-Neheisi Coates would be writing a year-long Black Panther storyline for Marvel. A lot of people seem to think this is a big “get” in terms of diversity, but I’m not yet intrigued. Coates is brilliant, with a lot of great ideas, but his stuff is so dense. I joked on twitter that every issue will be 87 pages and cost $7.99. I’ve never really liked Black Panther, as it always seemed like he was “doing too much”, so it would actually take a lot to get me excited about something going on in his book. This announcement didn’t do it.

Things You Might Have Missed This Week

-Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler have reportedly broken up
-Meanwhile, Fred Armisen and Natasha Lyonne are reportedly dating
-Fox’s Empire returned this week, crazier than ever

Nobody had a week like The Pope. His inaugural trip to the United States was treated like the arrival of The Beatles. Streets were closed, and cities shut down awaiting the pontiff. I love the dude ’cause he got me a day off work Wednesday. There’s something about him, though. Everybody loves him but that’s because he seems to say exactly what everyone wants to hear. Does he mean all this stuff or is he just a great listener? Who knows? All I know was that I saw a ton of news footage of people crying like they had just met One Direction. Who else (besides One Direction) has that kind of clout? I dunno, man. All I know is that Pope Francis had the West Week Ever.