11th May2011

So, That Was Black Swan…

by Will

I tend to live in a time delay, so I finally caught up to 2010 and saw Black Swan. Yeah, so…didn’t get it. I’m not saying it’s bad, but I’m just not a fan. To quote Peter Griffin, “it insists upon itself”. It’s just so damn pretentious. It’s wrapped up in this whole world that makes you think there’s more to the movie than there is. I mean, first off, there’s whole ballet thing. I get that there’s an art to ballet, and the dance sequences were quite good. That being said, if I wanted ballet, I’d watch public television. After all, that shit is made possible by viewers like me!

Next, there’s just way too much going on. I’m not even getting into the weird transformation/mindfuck stuff. I just mean that there are dangling plotlines on an almost “Claremontian” scale. What’s up with Nina’s crazy mother? What had Nina done to alienate the other girls in the troupe? What’s Beth’s story, other than the fact she was last year’s model? Did the director dude really wanna fuck Nina, or was he just joshing? What did Mila Kunis leave behind in California?

Now, I’ve gotta keep it real, and admit that the movie didn’t have my undivided attention. I was dying to get the Netflix disc back in the mail, so I watched it while tending to my Farmville neighbors. Maybe it would’ve been engaging in a theater, but the mind started to wander.

Seriously though, I’d rank this movie about a notch above Showgirls. Now, before you jump on me, I’ll have you know that I hold Showgirls in higher esteem than most. I love that movie, though I acknowledge it could’ve done without some of the awkward sex. The same could also be said about Black Swan. Showgirls, like Black Swan, was a movie about a girl who just wanted to be a dancer – by any means necessary. Sure, Jessie Spano did a swimming pool bump & grind with The Captain, but Queen Amidala got eaten out by Meg Griffin. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Anyway, it won Oscars, so clearly I’m the uncultured one. You’ve gotta ask yourself, though “Did I really enjoy it, or did I convince myself I enjoyed it because everyone else said they did?” I used to do that with AbFab. I grew up on Britcoms, and everyone raved over how great AbFab was. I rented it, and found that I was forcing myself to laugh over shit that I really didn’t find funny. Oh well, I’m a lowly commoner. In any case, I’m sure I could learn more about the movie from repeat viewings, but I just don’t care that much.

09th May2011

Comical Thoughts: Traitor To The Cause

by Will

If you follow me on twitter, you’ll know that I wasn’t really excited about Free Comic Book Day this year. Mainly, I feel it’s a day celebrated by those who already read comics, while there’s no indication that it has been successful at bringing new faces into comic shops. Also, as I’ve soured on the bigger publishers recently, due to their dependence on “Been There, Done That” events, I wasn’t really looking forward to grabbing the kick-off issues for “Flashpoint” and “Spider Island”. That said, there’s one thing I’ve always enjoyed about FCBD, and that’s the trivia contest held at a local shop called Alliance Comics.

In the past, I have CLEANED UP at the Alliance trivia contest. It was generally a fanboy free-for-all, and most of the questions were pulled from the Marvel Trivia Game - a game that was given to me by my friend, J. Lamb, back in college. So, I guess I had a bit of an advantage. Don’t get too mad at me, though, as the prizes weren’t really things you’d want. Usually, it’s merchandise that they couldn’t sell, so they decide to give it away. A few years back, I could’ve redecorated a house with all the Superman Returns merchandise they gave away after that movie failed to make a mark. Anyway, they switched things up this year, as the people who had been running the trivia decided not to do it anymore. I had been dreading FCBD because of my lack of excitement, but I believe a part of me secretly knew that I would discover a shameful fact about my role as a comic fan – a shameful, traitorous fact.

First up, let’s have some backstory. If you’re not familiar with comic books, the 2 biggest publishers are Marvel Comics (Spider-Man/X-Men/The Hulk) and DC Comics (Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman). Other publishers have come and gone, but these particular publishers stand tall as “The Big 2″. In any case, back in the silver age of comic collecting, it was pretty common for fans to choose a side. Sure, some people read offerings from both companies, picking up Batman and Spider-Man on the newsstand, but many fans only collected books from one of the Big 2. By around the 90s, there were so many companies that nobody really just stuck to those two any longer. Sure, you may have preferred the superheroes of the Marvel Universe, but you might have also collected gritty books from Vertigo – an imprint of DC Comics.

In the past, I’ve mentioned that I pretty much consider myself to be a “DC Guy”. I started reading comics with Batman and Superman and, while I eventually added Spider-Man and X-Men to my reading list, I acknowledged that it all began for me with DC. There were chunks of time (the late 90s) when I avoided DC like the plague, but I always found my way back in time for the latest Crisis. So, at the end of the day, in The Great Fanboy War of Midgard, I would be fighting on the side of “Time Warner Comics”. Or so I thought. You see, trivia made me realize something about myself. It turns out that I’ve been a fraud all this time. I only wanted to be a DC Guy, but I’ve secretly been a Marvel Guy all along.

Here’s what happened: this year’s trivia contest followed a different model, as there were new categories and elimination rounds. The thing started with about 20 people, and ended up with 3. I was one of those three, but I’m getting ahead of myself. For the folks sticking to the Marvel categories, like “Comic Cover Word Balloons” or “Thor On Screen”, everything seemed easy. I knew the answers to the questions even when the person asked did not. I knew which New Mutant loved soccer (Sunspot), I knew who said “If you don’t buy my book this time, I’m going to come to your house and rip up all your X-Men” (She-Hulk), and I knew the first appearance of Wolverine (Incredible Hulk #181). Unfortunately, I wasn’t asked any of those questions. No, for some reason, fate decided to dig up grandpa’s time capsule, and send me questions about Silver Age DC books. What comic & issue number was the first appearance of the Justice League? What comic & issue number was the first appearance of Hawkman? When DC recently lowered their cover price, what was the new slogan that they placed on all their books? Hell, I even struggled with “What comic and issue number was the first appearance of The Joker (Batman #1 – I knew it, but got a bit insecure before saying it. Here I was, supposedly the DC Guy, yet I knew nothing about a lot of the basic building blocks of that universe. I can, however, tell you in which issue the Avengers find Captain America (Avengers #4), or the first appearance of The Punisher (Amazing Spider-Man #129), or the X-Man who was demoted to the New Mutants roster (Kitty Pryde).

How did this happen?!! When did I go over to the other side? Honestly, I think it has to do with trading cards. In the comics explosion of the 90s, one of the most popular companion items was the trading card. They came in packs, they came polybagged with books, and they came bound into comics. I bought them all, in the search for the ever elusive hologram cards. I have binders full of them, as they listed the stats of the Hulk, The Guardians of the Galaxy or Fenris. You didn’t even need comics, as you could have you own imaginary battles because the strength/endurance levels helped you figure out who would win in a fight. Sure, these evolved into later collectible card games (CCGs), but the early 90s belonged to Marvel Universe and Marvel Masterpieces trading cards. On the flipside, DC only really had one card series: DC Cosmic Cards. I have binders of Marvel cards, but I only have a handful of DC cards. I studied those things weekly, which is how I know obscure Marvel characters like Saturnyne and Epoch. Those DC cards, however, added nothing to my comic education. So, it began as DC’s fault, as they just didn’t make good trading cards. Next, I also blame the multiple Earths/timelines of the DC Universe. The cards I did have were labeled “Modern Age Superman” or “Silver Age Batman”, yet I didn’t know what the Hell that meant! I had just begun reading comics! Marvel may have been around since the 60s, but nothing that happened earlier than 10 years ago “matters”. If you’ve been reading Marvel books since 2000, you know all you need to in order to understand their books. DC, however, has been around since the 3os, yet reboots every 10 years or so, while still referencing events that occurred prior to said reboot. How does one follow along with that?! So, I guess DC’s convoluted structure also hindered my education of its universe.

I’ve got to face facts: at the end of the day, I’m a Marvel guy. I truly wanted to be a DC Guy, as I look at that company as the elder statesman of comics, but it just goes to support that fact that old things/people are confusing. I was one of the 3 finalists for the contest, but I certainly didn’t get there based upon any knowledge of the DC Universe. Oh, and what did I win? A bunch of hardcovers that I’d seen in the markdown section just a few weeks ago. Anyway, in terms of comprehension, I’ve been a Marvel Guy all along. So, where do I go from here? Will I move to a new tax bracket? Will I have to get circumcised again? I just feel so dirty! I’ve been living a lie! I suppose I just continue to move forward. I guess…I guess I’ll just continue to…”make mine Marvel”.

25th Apr2011

Comical Thoughts: Super Dinosaur

by Will

…Annnd it only took me seven days – seven days to break the vow that I made in my last post. I swore I was done with Image comics, outside of collected editions, until they got their act together. But then, they had to go and release a book called Super Dinosaur. Motherfucking SUPER DINOSAUR! Look at that cover! How do you pass on a concept like that? Simple answer: you don’t.

I’ve got to start by saying that Robert Kirkman isn’t exactly my favorite creator. He’s got a lot of great ideas, but I kinda soured on him after he became a giant creator-owned evangelist. To him, you’re wasting your time in comics if all you’re doing is working on X-Men or Batman. Instead, you should be creating new concepts that you OWN, rather than making money for Marvel and DC on decades old characters. He’s on to something there, but he reached a point where he became somewhat of a bully in trying to get that message across. There’s no doubt that he practices what he preaches; he’s so prolific that I either believe his stuff is being handled by ghostwriters, or he’s a tortured artist who beats his wife between ideas. He’s already crossed media with The Walking Dead, but I get the feeling that Super Dinosaur will be another crossover hit.

It’s clear that Super Dinosaur is meant to be one of those rare “all ages” gems that we don’t get very often in comics these days. That said, it appears that Kirkman went to the well of a lot of sources, both familiar and unfamiliar, to pull this all together. Basically, Super Dinosaur is what you get when you throw Ben 10, Power Rangers: Dino Thunder, and a little known Image comic called Johnny Monster into a blender. Derek Dynamo is the son of a famous scientist who discovered dinosaurs living 100 miles underground. Dr Dynamo also discovered a powerful mineral, which he named “Dynore”. Now, his former partner is trying to claim the Dynore for himself, but his attempts are thwarted by Derek and his best friend, Super Dinosaur. Derek’s got a healthy ego (he thinks everything about himself is “awesome”), and Super Dinosaur is able to be “super” due to a special tech harness designed by Dr Dynamo. It’s high stakes fun and adventure, as tomorrow’s technology is introduced to the lost world of the past.

The Super Dinosaur concept is VERY toyetic, which has a somewhat negative effect on the premiere issue. Instead of feeling like a true introduction to that world, it feels more like a comic book adaptation of a TV show that might be called Derek Dynamo & Super Dinosaur. I can’t put my finger on why, but it just doesn’t feel genuine. At the end of the book, there’s a blurb where Kirkman goes on about how this is an all ages book and how he’s excited about that. While that may be true, it’s an all ages book with an agenda. If handled correctly, this is the kind of concept that pays for summer homes. The 8 year old boy inside me thinks it’s a kickass concept just from the title alone, but he’d much rather wait for the cartoon that the book seems to be adapting. The same way some publishers are using comics as a cheap way to create movie pitches (I’m looking at you, Radical Publishing!), this book feels like Kirkman’s audition to join Man of Action at the big boy table of Nicktoons and the like.

Apparently, a special origin issue of Super Dinosaur will be offered on Free Comic Book Day. I’m not sure if it’s going to change my opinion of the book, but I’m definitely willing to give it a chance. It’s not that I don’t like Super Dinosaur – in fact, I love the idea. I just feel that it has enough potential that it almost seems like a waste to tell the story as a comic. It’s very reminiscent of the done-in-one-season animated concepts of the late 80s/early 90s. Maybe Kirkman’s hoping for more of a shelf life for this one, but it’s hard to tell where this falls on his full plate that already includes Invincible, The Walking Dead, and various other projects.

22nd Mar2011

Comical Thoughts: Ongoing Problem

by Will

I haven’t set foot in a comic shop in almost a month, and it’s a weird feeling. Basically, I found myself in a position where I was paying rent for 2 different places, and just couldn’t spare the money. That said, I don’t really feel like I’ve been missing anything. I was souring on all of the “events” that have come to dominate comics, and it seems the Big Two are busy gearing up for Fear Itself and Flashpoint. Over recent years, I’ve found that I’m growing tired of a lot of ongoing comics. Don’t get me wrong – I still prefer that format over trades and digital, but I find that there are a bunch of ongoings that are just…unnecessary. I understand that publishers are just trying to make money, but there are a lot of books that simply exist only to exist, which can be detrimental to characters and profits.

There are certain perennial books that aren’t going anywhere. Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, X-Men – they’ll always be published in some form or another. They are tent-pole franchises, as they keep the lights on, while adorning the Underoos of kids across the world. A couple of rungs down, you’ve got your Blade, Moon Knight, Azrael, etc. These are characters that tend to serve as decent utility players, but don’t have the depth to carry their own ongoing series. That lack of depth, however, doesn’t keep publishers from trying and trying and trying. As the cover prices of comics increase, publishers can’t afford to keep cranking out these D-list series with no real goal in mind, especially when these series tend to really just be backdoor affiliates to some current event running in other books. Let’s take a closer look at one example of this: Booster Gold.

I love the Booster Gold series, and have been buying it since it debuted following 52. For those not familiar, Booster Gold is a C-list Justice Leaguer who debuted in the 80s. He and Blue Beetle comprised “Team Blue & Gold”, providing the comic relief for the Justice League International. Leading into DC event Infinite Crisis, shit got real when Blue Beetle was murdered. In the subsequent 52 series, Booster gained a higher profile, as he actually became a true hero in the DC Universe. He wasn’t on the level of the Superman-Batman-Wonder Woman trinity, but he had enough clout that he was able to carry his own series for the first time since the late 80s. The book was great…in the beginning.

When Booster Gold launched, it was co-written by wunderkind Geoff Johns and former New Line exec Jeff Katz. That team handled the first year of the series, and it was later turned over to Booster’s creator, Dan Jurgens. Eventually, the book was handled by a bunch of guest writers until it was given to former Justice League writer, Keith Giffen. Through all of these creative changes, the character has still been able to grow and mature. At the same time, the book has also experienced several false endings – usually around the time a new team was about to take over. After the second one of these, it became apparent to me that the book could end and I really wouldn’t care. After all, these teams had provided a good bit of closure, and it almost seemed wrong to just pick up and go in another direction with things. It was also around this time that I realized that the whole Booster concept was being repurposed.

As I said in the beginning, Booster was always a bit of a joke. A hero from the future, Booster was actually a disgraced former football star who’d found himself as a janitor. Stealing a bunch of hero tech, he traveled back to our time to find fame and fortune. Along the way, he became a true hero, but that doesn’t really become realized until the events following the death of his best friend, Blue Beetle. When the post-52 series launched, it had an interesting hook: due to all of the timeline problems of the DC Universe, Booster would be the one to make sure that the timeline was protected from threats and anomalies. Due to the delicate nature of his work, he pretended to still be a bumbling glory hound so that no one would pick up on his mission. This was all a neat, new angle for a character that had been somewhat one-dimensional since his debut. Then, something happened: Booster became the lynchpin for a bunch of DC events that, while temporal in nature, diluted a lot of what had been built up in his solo book. First, he was dragged into the Vanishing Point miniseries, which was connected to The Return of Bruce Wayne, even though it finished weeks after that storyline had completed. Next, Booster was responsible for getting the Justice League International team back together in the bi-weekly Justice League: Generation Lost series. Next, he’ll be an integral part of the Flashpoint event. While a high profile character like Wolverine or Spider-Man can be pulled in different directions like this, Booster’s not strong enough to carry all of this. If DC wants him in all these minis, why not cancel his book?

They were finally on to something when Booster was given his new, “secret” mission, but now that’s all been put aside for these Universe-spanning minis. To really retain the shine on Booster, maybe they should just put him on a shelf until he’s needed. Maybe lose him in the time stream until the next Crisis. Listen: Don’t KILL him. Don’t make a big deal out of a death you know will be reversed in 5 years. Just “lose” him, to add suspense. After all, they could only pull him out when it’s a big deal, and his reappearance would tip off readers that something major was about to occur. Why continue to waste him in a monthly capacity when it’s clearly not what you seem to want to do with the character? I’ve come to believe that a book should be launched with a goal in mind, and Booster has reached his goal many times over. While there will always be threats to the timeline, pulling him into more and more meaningless crossovers isn’t going to raise his profile, but rather overexpose him. Booster Gold hasn’t been a stellar seller since that first year, and now it’s clear that they’re just going to publish it until the numbers drop below that magic number. Instead of just coasting along to that point, why not just take him off the board for a bit?

I think my mindset may have been affected by the fact that I’ve been reading more Vertigo books in recent years, and they tend to have concrete endings in store. As long as they aren’t killed by low sales, a Vertigo series tends to last between 60-70 issues, toward a specific ending. Over time, I’ve just come to believe that some stories should end. I don’t expect to see a final Batman or Superman story, unless it’s some sales gimmick/dream sequence/alternate reality tale. Other books, though, like Booster Gold, Red Robin, New Mutants, and Namor: The First Mutant can just end. They’re cashing in on their affiliation to successful franchises, while not adding  any value. In many cases, they serve as the expansion ground for B-level crossovers that don’t really help the starring character/team in any way. They’ll simply be published, without any real master plan, until the sales drop below a certain number – at which point the events in those books will be either retconned or forgotten.

In many cases, the writing’s on the wall long before you see “FINAL ISSUE” in the Previews solicitation blurb (usually, a pretty good indicator is when Fabian Nicieza becomes the writer on a book). So, I’ve had to ask myself: “Do I really want to be on deathwatch for this book, or is it time that I did something better with my $3.99?” I tend to watch the sales figures every month to brace myself for what’s on the chopping block. Once that Vertigo book drops under 6,000 copies, they’re not even gonna make their money back on the trades, so that’s a wrap.

Sure, well-written comics can have low sales, but diluted brands and characters can also result in low sales. For example, the comic blogosphere claims that Thor: The Mighty Avenger was the greatest thing since internet porn, but nobody was buying it. In this case, it had nothing to do with quality, but rather the book got lost in a deluge of pre-movie Thor books that Marvel unleashed on the market. Figure out a plan for your character and stick with it. Less is more, movie release be damned. Publishers rarely match up releases to successfully capitalize on movie releases, and this is another example of how it’s a delicate science. You’re damned if you’re caught with your pants down (1st X-Men movie), you’re damned if you have too much product (Thor), and you’re damned if the studio keeps moving the release date of the movie (Whiteout).

At the end of the day, Marvel and DC are making their real money off of Batman & Robin and Avengers. The sales of these books allow them to take chances on things like Secret Warriors and Simon Dark, but is it really worth it when these books hit the stands with the taint of impermanence? When they cancel these books, they like to blame the readers, by saying that “the audience just wasn’t there”, but I find it hard to believe that the publishers ever really believed in a lot of these books. These things aren’t getting any cheaper, so why am I supposed to support a book when it seems clear that the publisher doesn’t even care about it? I mean, c’mon, Jim Calafiore? Instead of only focusing on the characters that sell Underoos, maybe they should put some of the new characters on some of those briefs. After all, licensing is the holy grail, but it’s said that readers don’t want new characters, so none of the new ones “graduate” to lunchboxes. Maybe, if they reversed the process and put a bunch of new characters on lunchboxes first, it would inspire people to want to learn more about those characters. Then again, who am I to say that? I’m just the fool who’s been spending his money on these things for the past 20 years. Well, I think I’m going to be a bit smarter about the ones that I buy from now on.

04th Nov2010

The Business of the Bat: An Exploration of Batman & Robin #16

by Will

Well, if you clicked on that image, you probably know what the “big reveal” was at the end of Batman & Robin #16. After the past few years of storytelling, where Batman was broken, “killed”, and lost in time, Bruce Wayne has now returned to the present with a new attitude. Going just short of revealing his identity to the world, Wayne announces that he has been Batman’s financial backer, and that a new division of Wayne Enterprises will be Batman, Incorporated: a global initiative to franchise Batman. While it was a surprise, I can’t say it was that groundbreaking of a concept. Sure, it’s new for DC and Batman, but it’s another example of taking notes from the leading competition. After all, this setup is similar to the way that Marvel used to portray Tony Stark. To those only familiar with the Iron Man movies, in the comics Iron Man was only Tony Stark’s bodyguard. As a paid employee of Stark Enterprises, his identity was a closely guarded secret. Sure, people assumed it was always Tony, but it wasn’t until recent years that his identity was revealed publicly. Now, with Bruce’s new role as financial backer/Batman recruiter, it’s just another page from the Marvel book, as he becomes Steve Rogers, and Dick Grayson continues his Bucky-Cap impression of Batman.

Well, comic fans tend to take a negative approach to any big event, so I’m going to really try to steer clear of that (really try hard!). Instead of trying to write up a whole narrative, I just thought I’d try a Pro/Con route with the different directions that the story could take. Bear with me – I’m really good with “con”, so this was a struggle at times.

PRO: This move will, at the very least, bring attention to DC and the Bat books. Not that they had been lacking in attention of the years, but it does show a willingness, on DC’s part, to try something new. It’s just telling that “new” for DC is “been there, done that” for Marvel. Still, it’s a good indicator that DC is taking notes from the competition instead of thinking the old ways would eventually pull them out of 2nd place.

CON: I hope this storyline will end up an example of the foolishness of “Too big to fail” economics, as the notion to franchise Batman seems like it would dilute the brand. Part of what makes Batman unique is that he’s the poster boy for secular humanism. He has reached the heights of what is humanly possible, with no magic, super powers, or enhancements, yet he can stand shoulder to shoulder with metahumans. Now, he’s going to go on a recruiting drive to find people worthy to wear the mantle of the Bat? No one else IS worthy. Even if they’re not on his level, to even tease the idea that there are many others out there who can carry that weight, is kind of a slap in the face to the legacy.

It almost feels like a rehash, as it’s reminiscent of the X-Books prior to House of M, where Marvel greatly reduced the number of mutants. At that time, there were SO many X characters that Marvel introduced the concept of X-Corporation (which, coincidentally, was also created during Grant Morrison’s run on that book), which was built upon an embassy framework throughout the Marvel Universe. Each X-Corporation team would be assigned a territory in which they would protect the interests of local mutants. Not only was it a good way to handle the growing number of mutants, but it also allowed stories to be told with characters who hadn’t been seen in some time. At the end, however, X-Corporation’s undoing would be the fact that it expanded too quickly without proper oversight. I can see the same thing happening with Batman, and Morrison’s already familiar with the process.

PRO: At the same time, I was raised during the “grim and gritty” era, of Batman so that’s just what I’m used to reading. I’ve read older stories, and I realize that Batman can be calculating and effective without being hateful-emo. In the 70s, he was the Dark Knight Detective, and there was more emphasis on his crime-solving than lurking in the shadows. In the 80s, all Batman needed was a chemistry set and a strong Aparo backhand. Maybe those are the days to which we’re returning. I like what I’ve read from that era, and I feel that there are many more stories to be told with that version of Batman.

CON: The reveal puts Bruce Wayne in the Jimmy Olsen role, as he’s now a target in his role as “Batman’s friend”. People will come after Wayne when they want to get Batman’s attention. The difference is that Jimmy has to call for help, while most of Batman’s allies can hold their own. Sure, the inner circle of the Bat Family will be safe, but he can’t protect everyone. Maybe Lucius Fox ends up taking a bullet meant for his boss?

PRO: It still lays the groundwork for interesting story angles. Think of the legal ramifications of the reveal. In today’s litigious society, every criminal would now be trying to get a piece of the Wayne fortune, as they can now sue for damages and injuries inflicted upon them by weaponry supplied & developed by Wayne Enterprises. There’s a glimpse of this in “Over the Edge”, which was one of the final episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Once Batman is revealed to be Bruce Wayne, his rogues take to the talk show circuit to promote a class action suit meant to pay them for the pain and suffering they received at the hands of Batman. It was just a few seconds of a 20-minute show, but I’ve always been curious to see that play out somewhere.

CON: People are going to connect dots. They are gonna realize that Wayne and Batman have a similar build. All it’s gonna take is a snarky reporter and Photoshop before someone publishes a story with a image of a cowl over an 8×10. Hell. it’s even a scene in the original Tim Burton movie, as the same general result was achieved with a Sharpie. I mean, anyone with half a brain could look up at the podium and notice that Wayne’s sons (both biological and adopted) fit the physical profile of the rest of the Batman Family. How long can he dodge that bullet? It just makes me feel like it’s a plot line where we’ll all be waiting for the other shoe to drop. The same way nobody believed that Marvel would permanently eliminate all but 198 mutants, this public reveal also seems like a temporary thing that will probably be retconned in 2015 (at the latest) during Supreme Crisis.

PRO: I feel this is a move to return to Silver Age Batman, the period during which he and Superman were best friends, and there wasn’t the angsty edge that has lingered since the Dark Knight Returns was published in the mid 80s. Geoff Johns has risen to be quite the power player for DC, and his love for the Silver Age is no secret. If a Silver Age character was dead, he has resurrected them. If a plotline was too dark, had made it darker (Blackest Night), only to make things light again. It’s the standard “things get worse before they get better”, but it has all been in this direction. Once Superman returns from his coast-to-coast stroll, look for similar events in those books.

Comics don’t ever really change, just like soap operas. If a car goes over a cliff, but you don’t see a body, “Trent” is coming back just as soon as Rick Duvet renegotiates his contract. Considering DC has 51 other worlds in their Multiverse that they aren’t touching, it somewhat limits what I find shocking anymore. After all, they could have left Bruce dead (for real *dead*), let Dick stay as Batman, and then launched another Batman series, set on another Earth that’s similar enough to New Earth that readers wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Or even say “Psyche! The Earth you’ve been reading about since Infinite Crisis is the WRONG Earth!”, and we’d find out our Batman is alive and well on Earth-47 or something. It’s just hard for me to get excited about all the detail work you’ve done on your old car, when you’ve got a garage full of newer cars that you aren’t even touching. As you can probably tell, I’m talking in circles here. I can be as pessimistic as I want, but I’ll still end up buying the books. I’m curious to see where things are going, but at the same time I just don’t really see why things had to change.

01st Nov2010

Comical Thoughts: Quick Hits

by Will

I’ve got the long form stuff coming for Bruce Wayne and X-Men, but there were just a few other comic matters that didn’t warrant their own posts.

Kickass 2 #1: Why? I mean, the first series was created and fast tracked to Hollywood faster than anything I know of. When you think about how Spider-Man was in development limbo for over 20 years, yet Millar gets cameras rolling before the last issue ships, well it’s just mindblowing. Say what you will about the man, but he seems to know business. That said, why keep this as a comic? The money can’t be better than Hollywood. It’s a movie now, so keep it a movie.

Also, I didn’t like the look of JR Jr’s art this time around. Looked almost like watercolors. Gave it a dreamy effect I did not like.

Based on the way the Millar Model works, this book feels like one of those movie prequel/sequels that IDW puts out. Ya know, the ones that you know don’t “count” or “matter”, despite the publisher’s protests to the contrary. When Kickass 2 makes it to theaters, it ain’t gonna look like this. What you’re reading is just something Millar threw together to tide you over.

Avengers #6: I went on an Avengers rant during the last batch of Comical Thoughts, but the end of this story arc just brought about more things I didn’t like. At the end of the day, you hire Bendis for his “talky talky” shtick. You do NOT hire Bendis for time travel stories. We have Warren Ellis for those. Time travel”s not supposed to “make sense”, as it’s time travel. At the same time, it should be written in a way where the reader immediately cosigns with “Well, time travel is confusing”. Instead, this storyline was built on the back of Bendis’s desire to really make you think about time travel, which is where it falls apart. Countless web geeks have pointed out the temporal flaws in Back to the Future, but you’re not supposed to focus on them. It feels like Bendis set out to make time travel “accessible”, when he really just pointed out that he didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about.

It’s ironic because this was an example where Bendis’s signature strength was his biggest failure. The man is known for his decompression, as he can stretch any story out to the 6-issue length that is loved by Borders and Barnes & Noble. The problem here is that this story should’ve been told in no more than 3 issues. By stretching it out, it exposed more holes and flaws. You can keep your mouth shut, and have people assume you’re an idiot, or you can open your mouth and prove to them that you’re one. This introductory arc just proved that Bendis still needs to learn when to keep his mouth closed.

Secret Avengers #6: I get why “Avengers” is on the cover, but that’s not an accurate description of who they are. If anything, this book should’ve been a relaunch of the Secret Warriors concept.

Teen Titans #88: this is the debut of yet another creative team tasked with making the team relevant again. Since the Young Justice cartoon is on the way, starring much of the Teen Titans roster, you could say a lot is riding on this one. It was a decent read, with good art, and a last page that teases a development I find intriguing.

I will say this: I dropped Teen Titans over a year ago, as the creative teams just seemed to be flying without a plan. While I was gone, Titans were killed, new members were added, and there were a couple of Titans-wide crossovers. To join the book today, it’s almost like reading the book from the good days, right before I dropped it. That might sound like a good thing – that I can pick it up after all this time without feeling I’ve missed a beat. However, I can’t help but feel that it’s a slap in the face to the people who stuck with the book through all that, only to find that those stories and events no longer “matter”. It’s not like there was a retcon, as the stories still exist, however the script even drops a reference to the fact that those issues were the wrong direction for the team. The acknowledgment is refreshing, but it’s still odd how a year’s worth of comics were nothing more than the result of a “Well, we had to put out something” attitude. I guess I’m just used to comics using cataclysmic events as agents of change rather than the way Teen Titans has gone about it.

Detective Comics #870: This was the conclusion of a filler arc, but I just wanted to say how glad I was to see Scott McDaniel’s art. About 10 years ago, he was THE Batman artist. Sure, his style may not have been as clean as an Aparo or even Lee, but it was always kinetic. He’s great at showing Batman in action. He went from Nightwing to Batman to Green Arrow, and then kinda fell off the map. It just goes to show how easily someone can go from golden boy to guest star in this industry.

Uncanny X-Men #529: I’m going to need someone to get Whilce Portacio off this book. He brings a reputation with him, as he was one of the Image founders. That said, he’s always the one who dropped out and never really perfected his style.

If you look back, ALL the Image founders had similar styles. Over time, it seems like Top Cow is the only Image imprint that retains a house style. Everyone is built on the foundation of Silvestri, while adding their own particular flourishes. This was true of Michael Turner, Brandon Peterson, David Finch and Michael Broussard. You even see hints of it in early J. Scott Campbell, before he developed his own style. That’s what Whilce Portacio’s art looks like today: unfinished early J. Scott Campbell. Some might think that’s a compliment, but there are many homeroom classes in America, with kids in the back row, doodling in an early J. Scott Campbell style. Those same kids aren’t being paid to draw friggin’ X-Men.

Ultimate Enemy #4: Saw that coming a mile away. When you consider that any Marvel Universe *needs* a Dr Doom, combined with the oft-discussed FF period where Reed became Dr Doom, you kinda knew the Ultimate Universe would eat that up. I AM surprised that it was based out of Ultimate Power, seeing as how nobody read that book. Then again, it, too, was written by Jeph Loeb (by the end of the series, at least), so of course he was gonna pimp his own work. I just don’t see why this “saga” requires three 4-part miniseries. It would be best if he would take some of that time and figure out what he wants to do with Ultimate X. After all, it really hard to tell a compelling story about Alternate Universe Wolverine’s son, when Regular Wolverine’s son is a badass bisexual assassin. The Ultimate Universe is no longer the most exciting place to be in the Marvel Multiverse – especially since the Ultimatum Wave killed all the interesting characters.

Darkwing Duck #4: I’ve already tweeted that I felt this series was a love letter to the fans. It’s that good and more. We already knew that Darkwing Duck was in the same universe as Duck Tales, due to Launchpad and Gizmoduck’s appearances. This issue, however, just served to strengthen those bonds. So, what started out as a Darkwing Duck revival, is now also a Duck Tales revival. I didn’t think things could get any better, and then we got that last page reveal. I’m really excited to see where this comic is heading.

Skullkickers #1: more like “Walletfuckers”. Overhyped, derivative dreck. It was billed as “The Hangover meets D&D”. Whoever came up with that either needs to be fired or promoted. Either way, I won’t be taking a second look.

Action Comics #894: This is the one we’d all been awaiting: the reintroduction of Vertigo characters into DCU Proper. I’ve always been a fan of Neil Gaiman’s depiction of Death, as no one can resist a cute goth girl with a sense of naivete. That said, I don’t know if this issue accomplished all that we were expecting. If nothing else, I think it just planted the seed of the future possibilities now that these characters are available for DCU creators to use. I am curious how they will fit into a theological model that also includes The Spectre. It was certainly an interesting read, but it read more like “special filler” than an “event”. Maybe that was the point.

That does it for now. Guess I should do some “work” or something…

19th Oct2010

Comic Book Word Problems

by Will

If you are a regular comics reader, these questions should not be too difficult. You will have 30 minutes to complete the test, and please keep your eyes on your own paper . Good luck!

1) Your rich parents died under mysterious circumstances. Your father had a business partner. Guess who killed your parents.

2) Two men are in a room. One of them has a mustache (and is NOT Tony Stark). Which one is the villain?

3) You live in the Marvel Universe but NOT in Midtown Manhattan. You are, however, a scientist who frequently travels to Latveria.  How will you die?

4) A train leaves Gotham City at 4 PM, traveling east at 100 MPH. Another train leaves Metropolis at 4:25, traveling west at 90 MPH. At what point will the Joker kill everyone aboard both trains?

5) An object is neither a bird nor is it Superman. What is it?

6) A hero joins the X-Men and is persecuted. However, the same hero joins the Avengers and is celebrated. Should the hero still be considered a “dirty mutie”?

7) In your past, you taunted/ignored/got tired of a classmate. In the present, a mysterious figure is attacking you “for no reason”. Guess the identity of the mystery figure.

8 ) You’ve opened a school with 5 students. If you have an annual turnover rate of 50%, combined with a mortality rate of 10%, how many students will you have in 40 years? <Remember to factor in alternate timelines and resurrections>

9) As a superbeing, you encounter another, unfamiliar superbeing. Calculate how long you will both fight before realizing that you are on the same side.

10) You seem to be invincible except for one particular element, which is only found in chunks of your home planet. However, your archenemy seems to be only the who can acquire this element. How fucked are you?

11) You are about to celebrate a milestone. You have already recently changed your costume and received an update to your origin story. How safe is the frailest member of your supporting cast?

12) Congratulations! You and your wife just had a mutant baby. Unfortunately, the baby has a rare illness. Do you get a real job, so that you can cover the baby under your HMO or do you send it to the future (where medical science must surely be better than it is currently) to be raised by a cult?

Bonus Question:

Part One: Your last girlfriend was killed by your nemesis. Your current wife, though a vivacious lingerie model/soap opera star with daddy issues, is getting kinda boring. Out of nowhere, The Devil gives you one wish. Do you resurrect your old girlfriend (who you loved more), or do you ask for a divorce, which will free you up to bang your old girlfriend when she’s inevitably resurrected down the road?

Part Two: Your dead girlfriend actually had an illegitimate daughter with the same villain who ended up killing her. Due to a rapid aging ailment, that daughter is now old enough to bang, and looks exactly like your dead girlfriend. With grass on the field, do you play ball?

Please show your work (Stick figures are permissible).

17th Sep2010

Origin: The Final Frontier

by Will

By this point, we’ve covered how I found comics, how I came to love comics, as well as the memories and experience they provided. Back in Origin Zeo, I mentioned the time I discovered the sense of community that surrounds comic books. That might sound lame to some, but it is almost like a family in itself. We rarely agree on anything, but we’ll defend the medium to the bitter end. For me, comics have been an important means of social outreach. I’m a bit introverted, though you might not think so, what with me having a blog named after myself and all. I’m actually pretty shy, so I don’t just put myself out there to make friends. I will say, however, that most of my enduring friendships have been the result of my love of comics.

When I was in middle school, I attended a school for 6 weeks before we all realized that it wasn’t “the right fit”. I ended up enrolling in public school (for the first time, mind you), 6 weeks into the semester. It was hard enough being the new kid, but it was even harder being the late new kid. As dorky as I was, I didn’t get beaten up or anything, but I can’t say I had any friends, either. That all changed when I noticed a kid from my church, and we found ourselves talking about X-Men and Power Rangers. That kid was Brett King, and that conversation led to 10 years where we dissected X-Men developments, and debated new Zord combinations. We traded Marvel Masterpieces, created our own battles with our action figures, and even attended Professor Xavier’s funeral together (it was an event sponsored by a local mall). Up through college, he was truly my best friend, and it was all built on the foundation of a shared love of comics. I don’t know how I would’ve survived that period without him.

Once I got to college, I met James Lamb. To call him “interesting” or “complex” wouldn’t even come close to describing the man, as he’s an enigma. Passionately political one minute, and hardcore Marvel fanboy the next.  He’s gonna kill me for this, but he’s basically an amalgam of Malcolm X and Stan Lee (“Excelsior, crackers!”). I always tell people that I majored in “A Cappella”, as that was my primary focus while in school. Sad, but true. When I wasn’t singing, however, I was with James, discussing the nuances of “Hush” and “The Age of Apocalypse”. Once we both graduated, and found that we weren’t the Captains of Industry that the world expected us to be, we had MANY 4 AM conversations where the topics would range from Jason Todd to Jim Crow. Those conversations kept me sane in my years as a “boomerang kid”, back living in the room in which I’d grown up.

Eventually, I found myself actually living the dream, when I was hired by Diamond Comic Distributors as a Purchasing Brand Manager. Basically, we created Previews – the catalog that all comic shops use to place their orders. My job was to gather information for a particular part of the catalog, while also seeking out new “small press” creators who might have projects that they’d like to have promoted to retailers.

Diamond was a great opportunity, as it allowed me to learn the other side of comics. Up to this point, I had simply been a reader/fan/collector, but now I was working alongside creators/publishers/newcomers. I had some great experiences, like hanging out with a former Batman editor, being starstruck at SDCC, and even being drawn into a comic. I felt honored by the opportunity, but I also met some great people from that job.  Jim Kuhoric: all-around good guy/comic creator (and greatest boss). Steve Leaf: the fanboy I’d like to be when I grow up. Jay Spence: the filmmaker who’s the gonna be the next Kevin Smith. Then, there’s one fellow who’s gonna need his own paragraph.

When I first met Keith Davidsen, I didn’t quite know what to make of him. He seemed to be vying for the “class clown” position, which made me a bit competitive, as that’s the slot I like to have. There was no rivalry, however, as we ended up as a pretty good duo. I can’t even remember our first “adventure”, as we basically lived at Diamond. We’ve had craziness from San Diego to Miami, but it’s all based on a shared love of comics. Nobody loves 90s comic gimmicks like this guy. Rob Liefeld, Ghost Rider, X-Force – they were all created for Keith Davidsen. Since these were prevalent when I was getting into comics, it’s almost like we grew up in the same town, but went to different schools. For the better part of 5 years, he has been one of my best friends, and that’s all traced back to comics.

After comics, I worked at one of the (allegedly) shittiest companies ever, where we were all basically telemarketers. Under the guise of “research associate”, I dealt with a lot of people who begged me to stop harassing them. My God, did I hate that place! Anyway, I had one real friend there, and wouldn’t you know, he was a comic fan: Jason Larbi. While this analogy might offend an actual veteran, working at that place was akin to being in battle, and Jason was right there in the trenches with me. Whether we were discussing “Old Man Logan”, or he was trying to make me believe he had found a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 in his alley, he was the only thing that got me through the day. That was also the saddest part about leaving that place: I got discharged on Section 8, while he’s still in the fight.

I’d also can’t forget about Toys “R” Us. While I’ve written about it quite a bit, I worked at that place for 10 years. My first store was full of characters, but it wasn’t until I got to the Columbia store that I actually made friends. Once that happened, it didn’t even feel like “work”. Sure, it got rough during summer and right before Christmas, but most of the time it was just like hanging out at a friend’s house – except you wore a uniform, there were shelves, and strangers were constantly going in and out of the place. Anyway, I looked forward to going, and discussing Batman Begins and Iron Man with Amy, “Special Forces”, Patty, and the late, great Lenny. I really should have quit that place years before I did, but I kept going back for the camaraderie and the geeky atmosphere. It was my Geek Barbershop.

At the end of the day, what I’ve been trying to say here is that comics have been my gateway for the past 18 years. Whether as a form of entertainment, or as a source for conversation fodder, I don’t know where I would be if I didn’t have them in my life. Some people might think it’s sad, but everybody’s got something. I just wanted to let you guys in on what comics have meant, specifically, to me. They started out as just “something to read”, but later turned into an instrument in the creation of a make-believe family, which eventually gave way to be replaced by a surrogate, comic reading family. We get a bad rap as anti-social nerdlings, but I think that’s incorrect. Comic fans are some of the most social people I’ve ever encountered. In some cases, they might even be too social. That said, there is an almost overwhelming sense of community that surrounds comics, and I think that’s a big part of their charm. Just like you can strike up a conversation with the guy wearing the McNabb jersey, I can do that with someone I see reading DMZ. For example, I recently started a job at a school, and one of the principals is a comic fan. We often have conversations about Wolverine or Walking Dead. Just another example of how pervasive the community can be.

This is the first time I’ve ever taken a look back over the course of my comic fandom. It was certainly more emotional than I ever thought it would be, but it included some stories that I’m glad I’ve had the opportunity to tell. Taking it all in, it’s clear that comics have been very influential in my life, and I can’t wait to see where they take me next. Thanks for taking this trip down memory lane with me.

15th Sep2010

Origin Forever

by Will

OK, so up to this point, we’ve covered my first comic experience, as well as the summer where I fell in love with the medium. At the time, I had no idea that I was on the cusp of a full-on comic explosion! I’m not sure if you’ve been paying close attention to the timeline, but we just ended the summer of 1992. Fall of that same year would mark three very important events that would shape my comic reading hobby. Let’s take a minute to explore those milestones.

On September 5, 1992, Batman: The Animated Series premiered on Fox Kids. We all know how revered the show is, and we all know about the Emmy wins. I wish, however, to point out what the show meant to me.

Unlike most of my generation, I don’t have fond memories of He-Man, Thundercats, or even Transformers. It’s not that I didn’t like those shows, but I just never saw them. I used to carpool with one of the teachers at my school, so I was usually in after school care, waiting for her to finish up for the day. By the time I got home, it would be after 5, and those shows would be over. I might get to catch them on the occasional sick day, but those were rare as I loved school. Just like with Dr Seuss, I’ve tried to go back and understand what I missed, but I guess you”just had to be there”.

The reason that B:TAS was so important to me was the fact that it was the first animated show that was “destination television” for me. I already loved Batman, but most fans will tell you that B:TAS rejuvenated the franchise. Sure, the movies had been great, but the show was the last step needed to cleanse the collective consciousness of the campiness of the 60s show. Don’t get me wrong – I had loved that show, but my comic reading was making me realize that it hadn’t depicted the “real Batman”. Anyway, I found myself taking over my mom’s VCR, programming it to tape B:TAS every day. The more I watched, the more I wanted to know more about the lore. This, in turn, led me to seek out more Batman comics.

A month after Batman premiered, the X-Men cartoon debuted on Fox Kids. I have to admit, I had almost no knowledge of X-Men prior to watching the show. As you learned in the last installment, my Marvel knowledge didn’t extend much outside Spider-Man. The artsy kids (or, as artsy as you could be in 6th grade) at school were really into X-Men, but I just nodded along with their conversations. I kinda knew there was a guy with knives in his gloves, but that was about it.

So, while X-Men also became a VCR staple, it was for different reasons. Whereas Batman had deepened my appreciation for the character, the X-Men cartoon served not only as an introduction, but as a full immersion course. We all know the general Batman stuff off the bat (no pun intended): rich guy, dead parents, bat flies through window, strikes fear in criminals, sometimes has sidekick. X-Men isn’t nearly as accessible. I think 1992 was probably the most accessible period in X-Men history (it was on the eve of that franchise’s 30th anniversary), and that’s still not saying much. It’s kind of jarring to grow attached to the character of Morph, only to get into the comics and find that he never existed prior to the show. It would take a Ph. D to fully understand the X-Men franchise, and I thank this show for getting me in on as close to the ground floor as possible. As with Batman, I had an urge to seek out more X-Men comics to see what I’d been missing.

I remember that my very first issue of the X-Franchise was Uncanny X-Men #297, which made absolutely NO sense to someone only acquainted with the cartoon. It was the tail-end of a huge X-book crossover called “X-Cutioner’s Song”. It came bagged, with a trading card, so I thought I was onto something really special! Now, the X-Men books have had some confusing storylines over the years, but that one still might take the cake for “most convoluted” – and that’s saying a LOT. I stuck with it, though, I only have a slightly better understanding all these years later. Yup, I still have that issue, too.

It was the 3rd event that made all the difference in the world. In the comic world, Fall of 1992 also marked the Death of Superman storyline. I’ve already discussed this in an Adventures West Coast post, but to say this was a BIG DEAL would be an understatement. It also served as a good link to getting through to my mother.

For those who only know me through the internet, my mom had me later than most moms. In fact, she was 43; I was a “surprise”. So, when I first started learning about Superman, I realized that his debut was the month before my mother was born. So, any chance I got, I would use that as a means to open up a dialogue. “Oh, your birthday’s coming up. I know because Superman’s anniversary just occurred.” Yes, it was lame, but what could I do? I thought I was clever! She never had any real love for Superman, so it’s not like this appealed to some part of her. It did, however, allow me a chance to demonstrate how much I knew about, as well as how much I loved, comics.

The whole “death of comic character” gimmick wasn’t common at this point, and the event was getting a LOT of media coverage. I think people at her job had even been talking about it, so she understood the magnitude of it all. I didn’t yet understand the whole concept of miniseries and future solicitations. So, I got her to take me to the comic shop (yes, I had discovered them by this point), so that I could get what I thought was the death of Superman issue. Instead, it was just Part 1 of the storyline. Well, she was already used to my whole “I just need one more” pleas from my days of collecting Happy Meal toys, so this was nothing new. She hated it just as much as she had with the aforementioned toys, but she was used to it. Not only did she take me to get all the books where Superman “returned” as four other characters, but she also took me to get the comic where he really did come back.

I think that mainstream exposure did a lot to let my mom know that comics weren’t just “funnybooks” anymore. She still hated X-Men, though. They were “demonic”, and she threatened to throw away any issues that were left in common areas. Still, we were making progress. Next time, I’ll get into exactly why I love comics.

10th Aug2010

Comical Thoughts – New Avengers

by Will

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Avengers. My, my, my Avengers. It’s amazing that I held on for so long, through so much, and now that we have the big relaunches, and the band is back together, I just don’t care anymore. I love Tony Stark, and I like when he’s part of the team, but the whole Avengers Trinity means little to me. I don’t like Thor, and I don’t consider Cap to be “Jesus wrapped in a flag”, no matter how much they try to convince me that he is. I will say that I don’t consider a team to be “The Avengers” unless they have at least one of those 3 members on the roster. It doesn’t mean that I’d read the book, but I feel like that should be a charter requirement. That’s why I don’t feel that Luke Cage’s “New Avengers” deserve their name. Sure, they eventually got “Bucky Cap” on their side, but he’s a substitute Cap, like USAgent. If they had gotten War Machine, he still wouldn’t have been Iron Man. It’s not about the symbolism of the name/costume – what matters MOST is who is inside that suit (I have similar feelings about the DC Universe, but that’s for another time).

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Stop playing dress-up, Dick. Don’t you have a hot alien to bang?

Luke’s team could’ve been the “Revengers”, “The Getbackers”, whatever, but nothing about them screamed “Avengers”. He kept the name because Cap had bestowed it upon them during a one-sided war, in which his side lost. Luke kept it out of symbolism, but it was clear to the world, and anyone who mattered, that Luke Cage’s team wasn’t The Avengers. There was no way in Hell they were gonna save you from the Skrulls. THAT’s what Avengers do. What did Luke’s team do? Well, his baby got replaced by an alien, and the book turned into Adventures in Babysitting, while he ended up having a heart attack. It was all like that bad season finale of Punky Brewster where she ended up back in the orphanage. Not Very Avengery.

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Yeah, that’s the problem…

Now that the dust has settled, and Steveus Christ is back in action, there’s still no reason for Luke’s team. He clearly doesn’t play well with others, and his argument for not joining the “real” Avengers was that he didn’t want to be told what to do. Weren’t you in jail at one time, Luke? Aren’t you tired of rebelling against The Man? Shit could be worse! You’ve got your hot white wife and your halfy baby. Do you WANT to go back to jail, Luke? Would that be better for you?

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You’re living The Dream, dude – Don’t mess this up!

Anyway, what do the “real” Avengers do? They sell him the mansion and let him run his own team. Bull and Shit. I can’t believe they’d let him have his own Avengers, in the same damn city, which allows him to do whatever he wants. That’s not how the Marvel Universe works. You want to be on your own, you move to California. Start up the Avengers West Coast again. There’s no damn way you’re gonna operate in New York City without oversight. Hell, the X-Men have been doing the multiple team thing for over 20 years and they STILL haven’t figured it out. And they’re dispatched by the same guy, from the same mansion/Alcatraz base. So how do the Avengers expect to pull it off? I feel like New Avengers, at this point, is just a money grab. Luke will eventually figure out Cap’s been babysitting him, making sure he doesn’t get in trouble. He’ll get all offended and finally walk, which will be just in time for the Super Infinity War which will bring both Avengers teams together, resulting in one canceled book, an overstaffed Avengers, and some new team spun out of it. Don’t know if I care to stick around for the ride any longer. I think I might be done.

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